What kinda animals ya got in yer home can kill ya [not counting Australia]

Alcohol

 

HEY! SOrry.
Um, no.
WAIT!!!!!

German Communist mafioso make plenty good psychos, right?
I mean, yer brains is all addled from readin nonsense [marx, engels, hans christian andersen...]
You are armed to the teeth with old Schmiesers and have scared the booze guy up the street so bad he PAYS YOU TO STEAL HIS SCHNAPPS!!!!!!
So you can get plenty drunk before you get into yer rubber suit...
And the fuckin' fortune you USED TO HAVE in ill-gotten, illegal, blackmail extorted East German currncy is now only worth wipin' yer arse with, so plenty motivation to be a psychopathic commie psychopath.
Sorry.
I was soooo wrong.

 

Dear, Elk, Bears, Mountain Lions, Cougers, Bob Cats, wolverines, moose, ::quickly, not all of these are legal:: red tailed hawk, perigrin falcon, Bald Eagle "american eagle", Trout, Salmon, Orcas, propisis, any other whale, sharks, " i stabbed a jellyfish with a stick once", squirls AND chipmunks, owels, and of course BIG FOOT! ahahahah.

 

Yeah, in Wa State [where-ever the fuck THAT is] there are the same animals we got in SW BC. Except for the armed [bad racial slur]s
And the car dealers along 'Auto Row' in Renton.

 

Everret is got alot of car dealerships too, and as for as the (bad racial slur)s we keep them in seatle As for the mexicans, they mostly stick to junkyards......I dont know why we cant hunt them...their as wild as rodents........OH YHEA! WE HAVE RACOONS TOO!

 

come on, why isnt aus counted???

 

It's like this:
As far as Animals That Kill People are concerned, if I wanted a topic to be AUSTRALIAN Animals That Kill People, the thread would have been:
Which Of The THOUSANDS Of Australian Animals That Can Kill You Do You Have In Your Home.
Askin an Ozzie to name the dangerous animals around his home is like askin an Italian to name all the flavours of Ice Cream, or like askin a Frenchman how many wars his country has lost.....

Ya end out with a thread that has a series of fuckin THESES [thesises???]

 

Hey Mosche:
I got this feelin ya didn't mean for babelfish to say you meant what babelfish said what you wrote meant...

Um.

This is what babelfish translated [meinen deutches sprecht todt yuck]:

haeaeaeaeaeh? off topic?? I which did not receive? there what smoke in the states? fussnaegelexzeme? gequirlte shits with iodine salt? kotze with ketchup or simply and simply only uncooles crack? thus sometimes I do not know also biles

 

You forgot the Allsopus Fucktardus, a very stupid animal. For this reason very few can survive out in the wild, but nature is full of surprises.

 

SOuth of my country is a deadly animal, it doesn't live here, but has just crossed the border. We hope it leaves when it realizes this ain't kansas and it gets fuckin too cold for cold blooded creatures.
It is the Texas Weasel.
As of now, a mating pair have been spotted in Ottawa, Ontario. Wildlife experts say they only reproduce when the female is in season and, apparently, this female is past her breeding prime.
I have heard nothing about whether the things brought the rest of the hive, only lots about the male and it's mate.

 

lol

 

Seagulls in the coast. Ferocious ones can atack children and babies to make them drop food from their hands. Lonely adults walking on pier are not safe either. Gulls may atack in packs and always try to snatch your eyes. Then, blinded you trip over the fence and fall into the water. "Missing presumed drowned".
Also a warning for cross bikers on the coast here. Boar packs were seen traveling along the recreational paths near the cliffs. Usualy they arent aggresive but sometimes when moma boar feels thretened she may try to bounce that silly looking animal on 2 round legs and colorfull body. You may only run onto a tree if you survived the hit. Still bikers on the coast are more likely to by killed by themselves instead of boars.

 

har har har, babelfish is great, fuck off this bullshit translater

 

We have got NO dangerous animals here, actually. OK, so we've got wasps, hornets and vipers (Vipera Berus, European Viper) but these are only dangerous for small children and elderly people.

Some folks do import exotic animals, though! A few years ago we had a back scare in Holland, when someone's pet lancehead snake (Bothrops Atrox) escaped....

 

hmmm, good point, but it aint that bad

 

Yeah there must be atleast 2 breeds of tree frog that won't kill ya....Ok maybe 1 type

 

we have tits..
they are nasty, i hate them; they are coming up from lowlands; every season they get higher and higher; they are not the killers.. they just carry viruses and microbes that are; i had encephalitidis this summer, it was close
fucking global warning
fuck you all

mb they are called ticks actually... not sure

 

Tick (you can whine about)


Tit (not sure why you whine about, or how it can be lethal...)

 

Is that Everett, Massachusetts?

I know someone there.

 

Tit of that size would easily choke you or KO with a single mighty swing...
Smaller tits are harmless though, thus better suited for domestication.