Plays Hamlet's dad, or whoever the fuck that guy was. Some Shakespeare Hamlet or fucking Romeo and Juliet. Wait. Oh, it is Hamlet. Like.
Please tell me that the reason why Youtube sux shit is because I have a pentium2 @ 200MHz with 64MB ram and WIN98 SE. I watch a porno and it's supposed to last 40 seconds and all I see is some chick unzipping a guys fly, then the next frame I see a 12" cock in her face, 95% down her throat and she's gagging like this: click here to hear this broad GAG on a meat pipe ; Next thing I see this guy has his cock back in his pants zipped up and it's all over. That's porn on my PC. 3 frames: 1. chick unzipping guys zipper 2. 12" cock down her throat 3. guy zipping up. When I get a new PC things are gonna be better right? It's all about frames rates and shit right? I pull the trigger on any plane that has 30 or 50 cal guns and my pc practically stalls....cant compute all that heavy duty bullet and damage stuff, too hard on the chip, lol. I make myself laugh. I really do.
Fuck, don't ya just hate that? P2? Sink any farther, MacLoud, and you wind up sleepin rough under the power lines with a soup kitchen wool blanket and day old muffuns and bad sores between your legs you don't know what to do about, fuck, and it only being November, fuck.
LMFAOOO Honest to God biles I have come so close to the above predicament in one form or another it is incredible that I even have a PC and a little phone jack left to connect to this place. Many years ago my doctor told me what I had after I confronted him about some of the chickenshit scribbles on a referral paper he told me to give another doctor. He thinks I am an idiot, that I can't figure out what his medical shortform stuff means. Well I do know what it means, and demanded to see my file. Yeah that's when he told me the prognosis is poor. Lifetime sentence. I have seen some medical papers that back this up saying ppl like me tend to end up in prison or dead or in seriously dire straights later in life with no support mechanisms. Funny the older I get the more I look forward to sleeping under the stars out in the woods somewhere with snowflakes hitting my face and thinking back to the day when I sold my Pentium2 for $25.00 bucks and spent it all on a bottle of whiskey. Thinking, it's supposed to go to -22 tonight, 8 hours in my undies like this and it's all over.
