I farted....

Discussion in 'Warbirds International' started by RolandGarros, Aug 7, 2005.

  1. RolandGarros

    RolandGarros Well-Known Member

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    I just looked in my reputation for the 1st time ever,
    LOLOLOLOLOL

    Mosche posted
    "I farted on your mothers face whilst she was blowjobing me..."
    in there, maybe the funniest sentence i've ever read
    the combination of vulgarity & shakespearian english really put it over the top...i'd have to wager Mosche's boche to english dictionary was war booty from the franco-prussian war.
    also it seem hard to have your face near the anus while getting head, unless it is soixant neuf & that is not quite a proper BJ. i'll have to ask her
    TY
     
  2. Vadim Maksimenko

    Vadim Maksimenko Well-Known Member

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    How to read those comments? I've got the same perfect 0 :)
     
  3. Fucketeer

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    User CP ;)
     
  4. vasco

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    the funniest comment i have received was regarding a post of mine where i was saying something about how nice would be to have seaplanes for rescue missions in FH ( when save command was introduced). the comment was : "seaplanes are for queers". :)
     
  5. RolandGarros

    RolandGarros Well-Known Member

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    i think that may have been me...oddly enough, i've just begun work on my seaplane rating, i guess i must like it in the a-hole
     
  6. mosche

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    he roland garros, drunk to much clerasil again? me told you, that is face water and nothing for drink? when u get any problems go on your dirty shit closet and make it yourself ok? but srry, stop of posting stuff that nowbody interesting, you are a little brain sick gay, isnґit? regards mosche :cool:
     
  7. vasco

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    lol

    btw, seaplane rating=?
     
  8. -afi--

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    Holy fucking worst english I've ever read, Batman.

    Jesus christ, don't try to write in english if you have no idea how to. I'd much rather read your much more comprehendable German.
     
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  9. Uncles

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    LOL! Cough, cough... Oi...
     
  10. Uncles

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    Uh oh, watch out :) If Roland is flying seaplanes and cavorting at naval party cities, sexually transmitted diseases will spread at an alarming rate. Alert the Thai and Filipino authorities immediately!!!

    Although I can't call to mind any seaplanes still operational...
     
  11. -al---

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    I like reading his "english" :)
     
  12. mosche

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    kein problem afi, ich kann dir auch in deutsch schreiben/antworten, dass du neben rolandgaros die grцЯten volltrottel hier im forum sind, du mцchtegern punk, aus deinem speedversдuchten gehirn nebst deinem munde kommt nur vulgдre, unverstдndliche scheiЯe, also erspare mir deine geistigen ergьsse, achja viel spass beim suchen der es dir ьbersetzt mein kleiner held, grьЯie mosche :cool:
     
  13. Broz

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    i prefer english than german, actually. And his english is better than some others' who seem to have some probloms writing it :)
     
  14. Zembla JG13

    Zembla JG13 FH Beta Tester

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    In my humble opinion you post more relative bullshit than Afi. Vulgarities don't have to be written words like fuck or twat etc, they can alse be what's to be read between the lines... and guess what? You score pretty high in that department.

    May he who is without sin cast the first stone... ring a bell?

    <Z>
     
  15. Helrza

    Helrza Well-Known Member

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    Sure you didnt shit urself instead of farting roland?

    thread stinks! lol
     
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  16. mosche

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    zembla, who cast the first stone? read inpost rolandgarros, me never posted any words he wrote, me answer to him, what is the problem? why came than afi? he still shut up his dirty sticky mouth, his only biggest vokabular is "fuck", same as all american idiots like him, regards mosche :cool:
     
  17. sebbo

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    Goodness me, I really missed the loving atmosphere in this forum! I'm glad to see you're all still very friendly towards eachother :)

    Roland - Never mind Mosche... He's just a troll.
    Mosche - Get a grip, dude! How come you're always fighting with people? You mum didn't give you enough attention or something? Oh, I found your "all American assholes like him" in particular bad taste, ESPECIALLY coming from a "teringmof" like you.
    Afi - You're a fucktard. Shut up and gimme a blowjob, there's a good girl :) (I missed you)
    Zembla - You're either too smart for:
    a. these discussions
    b life
    c. this forum
    d. your own good
    e. All of the above

    And I should know better than to jump into this topic. I'm off to be embarrased about my behaviour now. Bye bye!
     
  18. -afi--

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    hahaha

    Just write in German, OK? Your english is terribly and indescribably, well, bad. I can understand your German much easier.
     
  19. sebbo

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    I'm going to study Turkish this year. Siktir lan, bastards! :)
     
  20. mosche

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    hmmm, thatґs your/the prob afi, me understand ppl and yourґs? :UU: