More bad jokes: "How would you place 4 elephants in a volkswagen beetle? 2 in the front seat, 2 in the back seat" "And 4 people? First you would have to take the elephants from inside the car and then... 2 in the front seat and 2 in the back seat" "Why elephants don't play tennis? because nobody makes tennis shoes for them" "Why elephants don't ride bikes? because they don't have thumbs to grab the handlebar" "What do elephants do in poppy fields? they play hide-and-seek..... have you ever seen one? no right? because they were hiding" "How do you know there are elephants inside a disco? because you can see the volkswagen beetle parked at the door" "How would you kill 1000 elephants with one pair of pink panties? you just have to make one of them wear them, he dies ashamed, and the other laugh till death" "How would you kill a purple elephant? with a weapon-to-kill-purple-elephants And a white elephant? you strangle him until he gets purple, and then use a weapon-to-kill-purple-elephants And a green one? easy, you scare him and he gets white because of the fear, then you strangle him..... " "How do you know there's an elephant in the kitchen? because there's no butter peanut in the refrigerator"
My wb´s nick is a junction of the initials of Vladimir and Mikulin(vla+mik=vlamik),that in turn is my pseudonym used in net and other games (SEF-2000,Flanker 1.5,DF1,etc).Vladimir is in homage for Lenin (yes, I´m communist ) and Mikulin is the name of a Russian constructor of turbines of planes (simply I like it ). ______________________________ Capitão =FN=V.Mikulin,wb:vlamik - CO Ala WB-FN 27°EVC Falcões da Noite-Brasil - www.27evc.hpg.com.br
My first name is Jaakko but, I'm Jacob E. Darkcider ,when I play *punkjazz* and all that s**t ..One band I played in guys called me Luke Skydiver (ourdrummer were 'OD 1k nobody ) ,but darkcide(r) is more tempting ,as I am an addicted person I consider myself as a positive person ,but darkcide(r) sometimes tends to take me to darkcide(r) not to meantion other substancies I've had to got rid off Where in the h**l that E came from? ? www.mp3.com/jacob_e__darkcider/ for dark thoughts check "The Message" ,my statement of mans action & behaviour on our freaking planet
Comet- I always used nick skyvlk (skywolf) in our czech FH, and also for some 10 years or so (I created it for first time for F19 Stealth Fighter and Wing Commander I). My current nick Comet is from my recent PBEM game in Steel Panthers World at War, when I fell in love with british late war tanks Comets. Nice beasts, very nice...
Greetings from the ever-sunny Canary Islands! Mi nick in FH comes from a kind of reminiscency (sp?) I have from the place I was born: Argentina, yes the place where the best cow meat comes from. Tabano (kind of big and painful wasp) was the callsign of the formation of old A4-B Skyhawks sunk several British ships with the mighty (at least at those times, 1982) Exocet missile. It was a courageous action, some of the pilots where downed by the more manouvrauble and armed with more modern air-to-air Sidewinder missiles, but mission was accomplished. Although it was for nothing, Falklands/Malvinas conflict (it was not a war) was total victory for the british, which had by far better trained land forces, and US satellite intel aid, and some Chilean too. Argentinian pilots where regarded later by the british as a highly trained force, although totally armed with old aircrafts and weapons. In the other hand, land forces were 90% conscripts with poor winter equipment. BTW, nice topic. See you in the FH skies... Tábano Jagdgeschwader 52
Here is how 190A-6/r11 should look. [edit]Just noticed this profile has its problems too. Neptun radar rods in wings should go vertically up...not leaning like in profile. Or this might actually be 190A-6/N...dunno whatever[/edit]
