My friends do not use native English. A semi-folk song

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  1. hezzey

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    Lets see some more friendly faces with more native language: ;)


    (ALIEN WEAPONRY - Kai Tangata)
     
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    I want tattoos like that
     
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    No, you probably don't....
    You want tattoos, sure... I bet, but those guys circumcise twelve year old boys with shards of glass, and Vinegar......, and on Festival Nights [when the liquor Store is open..... they have Boiling-Pitch Tossing-Contests.....

    There a guys like that in Canada.... A difference is that the guys in Canada that are like that, don't dress up in rags and dance... They are still Mean As Fuck.
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    wait, i thought this was the light entertainment thread
     
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    OK then :
    Coming soon!
    Cat videos.
     
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    image:
    lascivious, catlike, semi-naked woman, dressed in black, laying on a bed covered in red sheets, luring the viewer into sex
    presented as a cat by the poster; nudge nudge, you know what i mean
     
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    I'd love that, describing the images, instead of posting them, on an internet forum.
     
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    then the net would turn fucking boring
    inaccessible
    to some
    to me
    too slow
    one picture bang
    a thousand words baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnggg
     
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    There is no decent women in such videos :)

     
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    No person should be decent! :)

    I bet the washboard player is hairy, I would do her

     
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    Decent people pretending they're not

     
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    Have ya ever heard, from a friend, "Hey, want to see some Home-Filming?! You were there!!"
    OH YEAH. I have endured that!!!! I can hardly remember it, that night, but then I saw a Movie, it was a Guy's "I-Am-Going -To-Prison- On-Monday!!!! Let's-Celebrate!!!!!!!!!" Movie.

    Jesus Fucking Christi! ....

    On The Public-Record!!! Never to be made Deleted

    Later; Lots of guys [and girls!!!!!!!!!] who were thinking, "I am gonna run for Mayor!," have changed their minds, about that, because of those sorts of films.....
     
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    In My Land, there were guns imported too, Earlier, Iron, Steel, Horses. Culture Shock! [Small-Pox.... :(
    There were male humans that would [and some still do!] run naked in the snow, barefoot over long distances, in -20 °C just so they could say they did that! Hang themselves up on BIG hooks, dangle from ropes, for days or weeks, just so they could say, I DID THAT!!! Laugh and joke as they were being strung-up!!!
    I think female humans do not to demonstrate stuff like that, not OUT LOUD, like the Males did............ Or simple things like Dental Assesses.... Infected eye injury or [deleted!!!]

    Walk on fire???? Hey, BIg-Guy, have a big drink of vodka just before you step into the Hot-Coals, GO DO IT!!!!!! I will watch. Here, want a dollar??? I like Disney Cartoons much better!!! Some people, wold rather do the Maori Thing.....

    When I see those old Pictures of people walking around, following Caribou and jumping thorough ice, into the water catching fish... I think Hey, I saw that in a movie once!!!!
    I know well that life is a bitch, and then ya die!!

    We all do. In the old days, I cannot imagine, I mean, uh, I can almost imagine......
    Those Maori guys??? I think I would much rather go for a soda.....
     
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    I remember being at a girlfriend's party, when I was a teenager. Some guys started a food fight.
    When her mom entered the room, I was the only one throwing peanuts.
     
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    Little Joe Stalin when he was 16 was the life of the party so full of jokes all the girls loved him he played hockey as a left -wing and was voted most likely to succeed at everything back when he was in school.
    I also was the only kid at the party tossing peanuts when babushka came in.
    It has happened many times....
    Life is a bitch and then one day you die.......