Все баяны сюда пожалуйста

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  1. Stefan

    Stefan FH Beta Tester

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  2. Flk

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    Жена - мужу-директору:
    - Говорят, у тебя новая секретарша. И как она?
    - Да вроде ничего...
    - А как одевается?
    - Быстро...

     
    Flk, May 16, 2023
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  3. -Shai-

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    красиво)
    но тут как раз раздевается)
     
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  4. schuss

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  6. Flk

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    Когда я получал номера на новую машину, то непроизвольно вслух сказал "нихера себе, вот это НОМЕР!". Мужик за мной на них посмотрел и спросил, в чём прикол. Номер ни "красивый", ни даже "симметричный". А дело в том, что на предыдущей машине был номер N, а получил я N+1 :)
     
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  7. Stefan

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  8. Stefan

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    У нас с батей на первой машине был запоминающийся номер. Очко + два томагавка.
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  9. Flk

    Flk Well-Known Member

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    У дядьки на Калине был классный г/н 90100 (т.е. _901оо).
     
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    это про лофта чтоли?)
     
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  13. Stefan

    Stefan FH Beta Tester

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    - Простите, вы не видели моего брата-близнеца?
    - Так вы уже спрашивали!
     
    Stefan, May 26, 2023
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    еще баянчик

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    Бенни Хилл был классным комиком:
     
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  20. PG monster

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    Для ульрашипяшего польского идеально подходит кириллица. Но гонор не дал перейти на неё
     
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