Reuben, learn some serbian :)

My friend Reub has some problems to make difference between some languages..
This should help

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfLvnXIu664

 

LOL, great

 

haha WTG, bietschkum matre jebemti sestra

 

Hope ronin will confirm the if there are any misses or mispronoucions on that clip! Btw, I was in Dubrovnik 2 weeks before it was attacked 1992... :huh:

 

Heh, well I learned in the arena that "FU" means "hello." lol

 

FU2, boa

dobrejutro or dobredobre... samesame

I have no issues differing between languages ...
I jst use a lot of languages at the same time, y'know

 

Too many bad words.

morals

 

I took about two months (or more) to remember that 'SRBIJA' has an I.
Czech is easier

 

This is why i write such nice threads
U picku materinu!

 

haha boa

Last friday I learned to say "you smell like (a) fish" in the heathen lingo
But I forgot the stuff before "riba".

 

"cuchniesz/śmierdzisz/jedziesz/jebiesz rybą/jak ryba"
"wali od ciebie rybą"

sry, my vocabulary is a bit lacking recently

 

Well since ronin is on Bahamas drinking margaritas I will talk in his behalf here.
All is correct and near to perfection they just forgot about 100 of other swearing phrases i profanities you an widely find in all serbian comunities all around the globe.
Personally I love:
Jebem li ti sunasce zareno. Jebem li ti krusnu mrvu. Jebem li ti kafeno zrno.. but those are used mostly in Kraina ... Kozara region around Banja Luka... Republic of Serbska as a part of Bosnia.
Sasjecu te u igle pizdo pizdava....

 

Smrdis na ribu!
And there is this that I love the most.
Dali picka smrdi na ribu ili riba mirise na picku? that is a question

 

For more advanced users here is lesson No 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMw-BXaeMpw

Smrdis na Ribu . ( u have bed smell as fish)

SEE, if u were not such idiot, we could find mutual language

 

baaah, boa.

Tänk på att jag är gammal, det tar tid att lära sig nya saker

 

Du lär Reub

 

...showed the first 'learny video' to a guy at work today.
He all but fell off his chair.

IMO he's not evilserb, but evil-sth-else-that-once-was-ruled-by-the-dude-whatshisname-again-Tito.

He especially liked the phrasing 'if you speak LOUD enough, they will understand'

 

You would be surprised how much this video guy nailed us
Hate to talk in general , but we do swear a lot, in every sentence that is, we do talk loud, and use much of energy in expressing ourselves
100% natural

Say again this about Tito, i was sleeping and im a bit confused

 

That was as clear as rain, wasnt it?

Ok. This dude is not from srbija, but some other part which I can't recall at the moment.
Bosnia perhaps?
anyeway, from one part of the former Jugoslavia (which was run by whatshisname Tito)
And since he's from there, he's evil, same as you.
But you're evil srb, he's evil sth else.
Come on, get a grip, boa. It's easy to grasp.
o pikeru ..

 

Tito was a great man, partisan commander in ww2, and founder of new Yugoslavia that consisted of 6 republics.
I was born in that big Yugoslavia, so it is natural for me to hate serbia, and to love all ppl coming from former Yug.
Problems started with nationalists after Tito died.
Serbs are Ortodox christians,, Croats are Cahtolics. Muslims wanted to be a nation as well.
So the only republic that had all 3 "nations" was Bosnia.
Today after all wars, we are all fucked up, some of us really dont know where do we belong to.
Majority of those who u see everyday in countries around the world are ppl who ran avoiding war, so those are ppl who got fucked up the most.
Plus, those ppl from Bosnia were not so educated, they do represent us sometimes and often in very bad light.
In the light of that newly born nationalism ,if u ask ppl from Bosnia who they r , they will just say either Serb or Croat or muslim. They will never say " I am Bosnian". That nationality still doesnt exist, so as u can see, with every new day more and more problems are again starting in that republic. With great help of EU of course
So, basically, i am not Serb, simply because i never accepted Ortodox religion as my own, im still communist in my soul.
If u ever again want to express nice thoughts about me or someone else being an evil person, just use expression "Balcan ppl", including albanians and bulgarians as well.D