Actually funny or not. To me it just doesnt make sense. The days on the cross are not anywhere near his birthday. Its like giving someone a birthday card in Dec when they were born in June. Now if it was a card saying "wish you were here" or something ... then I could understand the irony of the joke. I guess I'm too picky.
Even if jaysus won't get the joke.. It's allegedly his Bday we celebrate by givin each other gifts and eatin until we puke. So, Have a Good 'un, jaysus!!
That thing took about two minutes to download into the placeholder on the page on this shitty connection. As soon as I saw that beautiful woman, I paused. And stared, agog, and then, OH DEAR, she moved! I thought, Oh cool it is one of these, I wonder what she is gonna do? And I waited there, staring at the thing for a painful two minutes or so. I didn't get ituntil about 1:30 into the slow, agonizingly slow download of the thing that she wasn't crying, she hadn't started crying in a rush. I figured, oh fuck, she is miss something or other, a pageant chick from the seventies and she is started crying here, but noooo. She spaz looking does something the next, agonizingly slow load frame thing. I think she is maybe, oh, yeah, she is gonna spaz out, right? And then the next frame thing, she is, like poised, paused, between massive, climactic sneez pause part, oooooh and the rush before the ejaculation type part of a sneeze, you know the part. The part that feels kinda cool, as long as you don't do it too often, or too much, in whicgh case it starts to not feel so good, but fuck. I digress, where was I? jiggle part begins and I am thinking, Ohh, I wonder what is gonna happen next and then, then, AW, the button pops. Now this thing has me, like unlike what I was doing before, which was, basically, "Oh no, no fuckin slow loading thing like that deserves ALL of my attention, no, I can wait unti it finsihes, sure." And then that button popped off and the fucker had all my attention, o n e h u n d r e d p e r c e n t of it. You know, I really wanted to see the end, the part where one, OR BOTH of her fine breasts explode outward, in a rush. But no, that just wouldn't have been catholic enough, now, would it. Fuck.