Since my girls (Ju and Lu, 7-1/2 yo) are day by day getting more and more used with Internet, this morning they asked me: (Ju) -Daddy can you translate it for us? please? (me) -Sure sweetheart, let me see... This was easy, and funny... But, the follow series... took some time to invent a reason for that... #1 #2 and #3 %)