What is your record?

What is your record?

 

about what? plingtest or hours sleeping?

 

Or Beer Cans / Hour?

 

I used to own records, but now compact disc's exclusively.

 

JT scored 2, so maybe it is nipples on your chest (mine is 4) or balls in your sack (2)?

 

ImAGine and anwser. There is no question to the awnser.

 

shutup fat retarded lazy virgin faggot with aids

 

Roland, as lovely as a shot in the head...

 

Well, at least it's over after a shot in the head.

 

LMAO, well said...

 

Btw, why no option "jotace is a pussypecker"?

 

This thread is a ROFLMAO.

 

this poll is fucking biased!


















why only natural numbers?

 

do you pling in halves or what?

i miss the woodpecker option too. could be "9+" instead of "9" and a "WP" instead of 10+

 

4 seconds.

Which is incidently also the answer to the question: "What's the longest you could go after reading one of Jotace's retarded threads without turning purple"

<Z>

 

sounds like u're having a terrible day coz of that lol

 

10+ in a day;
7 days in a row...
4 weeks in a month.
(prejudiced by end of vacations)
ask Ms. vibora...

 

Giraffe

 

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

 

This is what I wnt to call "self filosofy thread".

I asked for a record, but have no question. Then you start to think with yourself: "what is my record on what? Ok. Let´s try. How many times I did with my girl in one night? Only one? Then I need to increase my sexual thing."

Ok. Here it goes another one: "How long I stayed in a position on the enterprise without being promoted? 10+ years?!?!? Damm, I need to study and to increase my mental healthy and my image on the enterprise to get promoted or something good."

One more: "I get pissed off very quickly with idiot things I see on internet? I am like that with the real environment? Damm, I should let it pass and be a calm person."

Another one: "How many times I said 'I love you, mom'? Only one?!?!? WHEN I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD?

After thinking a lot, you think more and say:

THANKS JOTACE FOR DOING ME THINKING!!!


PS.: there is not enought space for "jotace is a pussypecker" because the numbers 1 to 10 are very important.