Heh :D

Discussion in 'Warbirds Polish' started by vojtas, Dec 2, 2002.

  1. vojtas

    vojtas Well-Known Member

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    Heh malo wam forow? :D tutaj tez przyszliscie? :D
     
  2. Archer

    Archer Administrator Staff Member

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    At' bude :) Proc ne?
     
  3. |_TiigerW_|

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    huh? Przepraszam ale co??:p Polski i Czeski jednak troche sie roznia:p
     
  4. beryl

    beryl Well-Known Member

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    tylko trochę, oto przykłady ;)

    ogórek konserwowy: "styrylizowany uhorek"
    Terminator: "Elektronicky mordulec": - Ne ubiwajte me pane Terminatore!
    W Czechach na przystankach stoi jak byk: "Odchody autobusow"
    mam pomysl?: "mam napad"
    miejsce stalego zamieszkania: "trvale bydlisko"
    stonka ziemniaczana: "mandolinka bramborova"
    plaster na odciski: "naplast na kure oko"
    cytat z czeskiego pornosa: "pozor! pozor! budu triskat !"
    wiewiorka "drevni kocur"
    Chwilowo nieobecny - "momentalnie ne przitomni"

    "Gwiezdne Wojny" z czeskim dubbingiem:
    Lord Vader do Luke'a Skywalkera: "Luk! jo sem twoj tatinek!"

    Hot dog "parek v rohliku"
    plyta CD "cedeczko"
    Po czesku teatr narodowy to "narodne divadlo", a drodzy widzowie to "wazeni divacy"
    zepsuty "poruhany"
    koparka "ripadlo"
    "Zaczarowany Flet" - "Zahlastana fifulka"
    Bytka abo ne bytka to je zapytka" = "Byc albo nie byc oto jest pytanie"

    Komentarz meczu hokeja:
    "... z levicku na pravicku, pristavka i ... sito"

    W liscie do Koryntian - Hymn o milosci "milosc sie nie obraza i gniewem nie unosi"
    "laska se ne wypina i ne wydyma sa".

    gwiazdozbior - "hvezdokupa"

    Niezapomniana trójka czeskich hokejowych napastników:
    Popil, Poruhal a Smutny...
     
  5. |_TiigerW_|

    |_TiigerW_| Member

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    LOL!!! Czy to prawda? :D :D
     
  6. Archer

    Archer Administrator Staff Member

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    "záchod".

    In Polish - West
    In Czech - Watercloset

    :)

    One guy from Belorussia, speaking well Polish, and living for several years in Czech Republic. He talking with friends, and they are discussing girl's name. Guy tried to say in Czech "it's a western name", but mess Czech and Polish... result is:

    "meno ze záchodu"

    Next 40 minutes he explained to this girl that it was not a special mention.

    :)
     
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    pietas Well-Known Member

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    :D :D :D

    az mi szkoda tych Czechow z ta gwara popieprzona :p
     
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    mcgru- Well-Known Member

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    sepukked
     
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  9. beryl

    beryl Well-Known Member

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    a Adam Małysz skacze ze "skokanskiego mostika" :D :D :D
     
  10. Snakeye

    Snakeye Well-Known Member

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    Ech, ladnie to sie tak nabijac z kolegow z poludnia ? :D

    A tak przy okazji: [​IMG]
     
  11. beryl

    beryl Well-Known Member

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    i czego beczki robisz? chcesz żeby Ci się we łbie zakręciło? ;)
     
  12. Snakeye

    Snakeye Well-Known Member

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    Nie zakreci mi sie, bo robie na zmiane w obie strony :p
     
  13. vojtas

    vojtas Well-Known Member

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    heh ... :D
     
  14. pietas

    pietas Well-Known Member

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    no i co sie ryjesz???? :D
    nie ma chyba na arenie drugiego jabola ktory by w tym tod natlukl wiecej ackow niz JAAAAAAAA :mafia:

    do tego cza miec mentalnosc :UU:
     
  15. ramzey

    ramzey Well-Known Member

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    blad ci sie wkradl, pozwole sobie poprawic;)

    do tego cza miec mentalnosc po- :UU:


    ramzey
     
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    pedzel Well-Known Member

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  17. pietas

    pietas Well-Known Member

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    @fatty
    ale ci sie dowcip wyostrzyl
    no no a podobno juz cie tu nie ma :mafia:
     
  18. |_TiigerW_|

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    Pietas caly sekret tkwi w wypiciu 3 jaboli przed lotem prawda? :mafia:
     
  19. miixch

    miixch Well-Known Member

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    Przystopuj Pietas ... pls
     
  20. beryl

    beryl Well-Known Member

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    siedmiu.. :D :D :p