For the flamers out there

B!

A little addition:

First! I am not clever or psychiatrist and I realy believe that you is better than your post show me. No prejudice, no gossip and no funny pic like that!
Second! Is here "International" forum, right? Or not?

If you donґt like my opinion, iґm sorry!

 

Fuck this!

Go get laid or masterbate and move on!

 

Get on your favourite MP3 download thingie (Kazaa Lite, Emule, Edonkey, etc) and get the following MP3:

Ian Dury & The Blockheads - Spasticus Autisticus.mp3

 

Just tyring out the "Quick Reply" thingie.
looks good so far.

 

it will be worse if i close this thread before flame is solved. so try to calm down communicating here instead of staying angry apart.

 

I know another great song:

Anal Cunt's "Van Full of Retards"

 

Johnny has his tenth birthday. Mom and dad are so proud of Johnny.
They get him a new bicycle!
Johnny is thrilled and says, "Uh Uh me ride! Uh uh, ME RIDE!"
Dad sets it up so the seat is the right hieght and the brakes work. All the time Johhny is yelling:
"Uh Uh me ride! Uh uh, ME RIDE!"
Dad finally says, "Hey Johnny, it is ready now, go for a ride!"
Johnny hops on the bike and wobbles down the street.
a couple minutes later, he roars down the street, really fast, with his feet off the pedals, and shouts,
"Uh, uh. Look Dad! No feet!"
Dad is so proud.
Mom is so proud.
He whizzes off.
He swings around and roars back a minute later, really fast, with his hands in the air and screams,
"Uh, uh. Look Dad! No hands!"
Dad is so proud.
Mom is so proud.
He whizzes off.
Fifteen minutes go by.
then twenty.
Mom and dad are waiting fro him.
Around the corner, they see him, blood all over him, dragging a broken bicycle.
He sees them and shouts:
"Uh uh. Look Dad!:
No Teeth!"

 

Someone calls the police to go to a car crash that happened in the highway. There appear a sergeant and a "simple" cop, to make the resume of the accident for the judge. The sergeant speaks and the cop writes:

Arm in the left side of the road..... the cop writes
Leg in the right side of the road.....the cop writes
Head in the grass....the cop says: mhhhh, boss, grass has one or two s's?.....the sergeant kicks the head and says: head in the middle of the road.

 

lol, ok, I think the jokes are funny, I just hope Broz isn't trying to prove how sick we are by posting a real life conversation ?

<Z>

 

LOL BROZ!!!!!!!! Good one!

But watch it: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE SICKO HERE!

 

Okay. if so, start a Best Vomit or Best Diarrhea thread.

I already told my Pukin' and shittin story.
And I already told the one about throwing up in the glasses at the pub.

Sebbo, tell us something gross.

Say:
The time you got drunk and removed your own planter's warts.
The benefits of high voltage prostate stimulation.
The time you stepped in dog shit just before getting on the bus (and you did it on purpose!)
Waited until the spin cycle began wile doing laundry and then dropped a cat in there.
You and five of your friends dressed up like aliens and went to the part of amsterdam where all the heroine users sit around. While there you danced around, sang folks songs and rubbed each other with wire brushes.

 

Okay, lemme think here.... Something tasteless?

Well, I COULD discuss that one time, when I had my then-SR (Sperm Recepticle) take it up up the poop-chute and neglected to wash myself afterwards. I woke up because something was touching my cock, and it turned out to be one of our cats licking the cum off of my dick.....

Or how about the time I saw a friend of mine after he fell from a tree? He hit a container with his head, and I just stood there, watching his brains flow out. THAT experience made me the man I am today!

Or I could discuss the pleasantries I saw when I was working with mentally handicapped people. One of them was known for his love of masturbation, which he did ALL DAY. It didn't matter when or where, he just sat on the floor and choked the chicken.... Up to the point of blistering and bleeding!

Ah man, the sick crap I could tell you guys....

 

Look at what I found about 2 weeks ago. Someone had it as an avatar...

Now keep in mind that if you look at this pic, it cleary is NOT stating that the kid is a retard! If you wouldn't have seen Zembla's pic then you probably would have never noticed.

It just looks like any normal, happy and over-excited kid (about to be crushed by a jumping rally car...)