Germany in these dayґs makes me really sad can someone offer me a job (and donґt ever think of a blowj..) in the world out there? i especially think of ireland, scotland or the united states but the rest of the world is also interesting for me if it is not too hot there. english language i am familiar with and for sure german too abusing in russian language no problem and me cago en dios no problem too so hereґs a mechanic educated in german industry that can build machines and a lot more - and i am also very educable too to get some place to sleep doesnґt have to be too difficult but my claims are not sooo high that you expect from a german (we donґt need all a "wolfsschanze") if there are serious offers you can "pm" them to me. no jokes pls. greetings
Good luck in your search mate. AFAIK there isnt much engineering in Scotland anymore We are becoming a nation of call centre operators and corner shops. Try some overseas employment agencies through the web. Here is a google search for engineering employment in the UK. Reed.co.uk is one of the largest employment agencies around I believe. -glas-
Bombardier, Canada. They make skidoos, executive Aircraft, trains and some other things. They have a factory in British Columbia right now and things are looking good for them. Building rapid transit is the thing done in this location. Bambardier Canada When you get employed here, come to my house and show me how to play this fuckin' game called Warbirds, okay? Oh, and do some cooking. My former mother in-law is Deutches auf Swarzenwald, I miss her food, she hates me these days.... Oh, and um, we got some pretty good beer here... I can show you the better wobbly pop Um, no, um... Don't bother cooking anything: BRING your own cook:
by the way we are talking about an eager, 27 years old, tough german guy my cooking is not the best but roasting ґ thanks for your invitation - planing my next stop in canada in front of your house - wheter iґm employed in cnd or on holidays
Hey. a piece of raw meat sliced off the ass of a just shot moose can be as nice as the finest Snob Cooked-Pate d'Schwienhund, from, well, um, the place where they grind up them little schwienhunds... (bastards.....)
schweinehund is out - what about schwarzwaelder kirschtorte ? but there are other "priorities" i have .... now tell mewhat the hellґs a moose - something like a goose?
For those you who don't have mooses around, imagine a horse wide antlers... Look at www.moosehead.ca for more information! Or elsewhere for that...
OT: what is a moose? A moose? Um. It is a little furry thing, a bit like a rat, only much much smaller, see? [Huh? Oh? Not what? Not a mouse, but a MOOSE? Oh.... Fuck...] Yeah, um, a moose is, um, yeah. A deer... Sort of. Right. A moose is the biggest fuckin thing. More Newfies are kilt every year by runnin' into mooses than are from accidentally drinkin' solvents. A moose is about as big as a fuckin' house. A moose stands about eight feet high. 5 feet of which is legs. When the weather over there in Newfoundland is shitty, the moose, being only kinda smart, he thinks a road with the snow plowed off it is a fuckin great place to come down to and loaf. And then Newfies drive into them. See, a moose, havin five feet of legs and two thousand pounds of fuckin moose on top of those five feet legs, um. When you come round a bend in a road and hit a moose, well, you only actually hit a small part of him. Initially. Then, milliseconds later, the rest of the moose, that which is supported by the five foot long legs the car just took out, well, the rest of the moose dives into the cab of the vehicle, see? Woe to anyone with the misfortune to be sharing space with a moose rapidly blowing all it's e... The biggest killer of mooses is not hunters. It ain't cougars or bears. The greatest killer of Mooses is ticks. yeah, ticks, they are great huge lice, see? Huge, like the size of yer big toe, once they have fed... They get on the moose and they make him really itchy, and the moose will find anything that can be a thing to, well, itch himself on, see? Cars, trucks, street signs, homes. Ya got a moose, all crazed from itchin, he got these fuckin' big toe sized lice hangin off him, he itchy and really fuckin grumpy. A moose will stomp anything and roll in it, hoping it has some raspy surfaces. And stupid? Mooses who's moms don't raise em right, they make mistakes. Like, eating rope. Or looking up during a rainstorm, mouth agape from suprised, and drowning.... Nothing tastes better than a just shot piece of liver, well, a piece of liver from a just shot moose. Ya slice er thin and fry it with a little flour and pepper and some onions, then, you hang out with yer hunting buddies and fart.....
Here, a moose and a elk are two different animals. A elk like there is in other places, I think, is some kind other kind thing than what we got here, see? What we call a elk here is really a "wapiti." (a Lakota word meaning "yummie") A moose, when he is rutting, rolls in his own piss, he likes the smell, finds it stimulating. When a rutting moose hears you pretending to be another rutting moose, he comes looking for you. and when he finds you, that's when yer supposed to shoot him. If you don't shoot the rutting moose who thinks you been making all those rutting moose sounds, he will kill you. A moose don't give a fuck, when he is rutting, what it is pretending to be a moose, he just wants to kill it. A elk, he will come also looking for whatever it is making fake elk noises... But when he finds out it ain't another elk making those noises, he will run away faster than a scalded cat. Wapitis like the smell of their own piss too... And mooses and wapitis don't fuck each other. Ever. And also, um, elks don't suck weeds out of ponds. And Mooses Don't hang out with elks niether, see? I tried posting a couple links to pictures, but it seems the only mooses I can find on the net are emooses, and I need a credit card number... Cunts
Whats that - can you post pictures of that too? Are the rolling in their own piss too and what are they smelling like then ? please show me !
