- Bush: Hello!!! - Terrorista: Alô, Sr. Bush? - Bush: Sim, ser Bush... - Terrorista: Aqui fala a pessoa que comandou todos os ataques terroristas ao seu país, gostaria de assumir a autoria de uma vez por todas. - Bush: Ouch!!! E quem ser você, qual ser sua nacionality? - Terrorista: Queria comunicar ao Sr. que nós aqui do Brasil fizemos tudo! Panejamos, comandamos e executamos, somos os únicos responsáveis por esse atentado ao seu país imperialista de merda... - Bush: O senhorrr ter noçon que estar falando? - Terrorista: Tenho sim, repito, nós do Brasil comandamos t- u- d- o! -Bush: Enton se prepare! O Brasil ser mucho grande pra nóis invadir, ter muito mato e selva, mas nós arrasar a capital de seu país, seu motherfucker! - Terrorista: Você não é macho pra isso, seu bosta!!! - Bush: Oh, no? Pois amanhã mesmo você poder riscar Buenos Aires do mapa!!
@laxtsc - Bush: Hello!!! - Terrorist: Hello, Mr. Bush? - Bush: Yes, I'm Mr Bush... - Terrorist: I'm the person who lead all the terrorist attacks against your country, and i'd like to get the responsibility for them once and for all. - Bush: D'oh!!! and who are you? where are you from? - Terrorist: I'd like to inform you that here in Brazil we made it all! We planned, ordered and executed, and we are the only responsible persons for the attack to your fucking imperialist country... - Bush: Have you realized what you're saying? - Terrorist: I have. I repeat, we Brazilians made it a-l-l! -Bush: Prepare yourselves, then! Brazil is way too big for us to invade it, it has a lot of forests and jungle, but we will blow away the capital of your country, you motherfucker! - Terrorist: You don't have the balls to do that, you piece of shit!!! - Bush: Oh, really? Well, tomorrow you can erase Buenos Aires from the map!!
Thanks, now I see that it wasn't joke or it's more far complicated than English humor I can't give U good reputation point, I need to spread some reputation before do that again, dunno how it works
laxtsc, the joke in it, is that is known that americans know nothing outside their country. And there is a big rivality (is that right? rivality?) between Brasil and Argentina. (Just to remember, Buenos Aires is the capital of Argentina, not Brasil )
Thx for translate it, Broz! And, laxtsc... Yes, its is a joke, hehehe!! In reallity two jokes in only one... A joke about Brasil x Argentina "rivality", and another about north-americans unfamiliarity of that exists beyond its borders.
Another joke about Brasil x Argentina... A magician appeared for a Brazilian and an Argentine, and granted for each one, an only one desire. The Argentine thinks... thinks... and asked for: - I want a big, huge, enourmous and very high wall involving all the Argentina, so that let us be isolated of the Brazilians! Then, the genius made a gesture and... ZAP! The wall was constructed. The Brazilian thinks, thinks... and asked to the genius: - This wall is indestructible? Nothing can knock down it? - Yes, - the genius said - It is absolutely indestructible. - Then, -the Brazilian said,- fulls everything of water!
I´ve already posted this one... But is always fun Do you know what is the best business in the world??? Buy an argentinian by what he worths and sell him by what he THINKS he worths
