I've seen it for the first time tonight too. I'd do it too if Sarah Michelle Gellar would suck it off.
a russian jumps up to jew that is peacefully walking down the steet and punch him into nose. -why? - the jew screamed -because you jews crucified jesus! -that was two thousands years ago! -doesn't matter. knew out it just yesterday!
Damn. The whole Tolkien Cash In is stupid. How many people gonna fall for this scam? If these [deleted] can make three [five? Six?] MegaProduction films based on Tolkien's Monumental Work in a couple years, what does it say about them? Go on, take the money and run. I have read the books. Then I downloaded one effort at [deleted]'s filmaking and was dismayed. The book is always better and, in this case, the book was monumental and the film was mental. And the non-original piggyback ad or whatever that was, was, well, imitative and hardly original. I think it would have been much better if the Faerie King had gotten on his knees and sucked the thing right off the hobbit's little member. I would pay good money to see an imitative effort called Lord Of The Blow Jobs. Well, maybe not. Suckzilla was bad Suckulla was worse King Dong was terrible. Okay, maybe if they were made in Mexico.... How far can the little donkey get it into the faerie's Magickal Hole Of Infinate Length and breadth? I cannot get my money back from a movie viewing. I cannot get my money back from a terrible book reading. Maybe I should just get five pounds of crack cocaine with my life savings, sit in a corner, doing nothing, yet smiling. Until I die. Wouldn't be much different than the CRAP I am fed every day, eh? Mordar can tongue my ass.