bikinis (come on! don't play the swedish! , in Spain, when someone is clearly "playing the fool" not to answer something, or pretending he doesn't knows something, we say "no te hagas el sueco", "don't play the swedish" ... so tell us! )
pubic hair (as for answer for bikinis it's great... I love mature women with some pubic hair [not a lot of course] and seeing it sticking out from bikini makes me horny... a single hair not a bush of course)