someone (tried to) steal MY drink

As a bartender and a man of sound mind, (snicker) I hereby declare myself to be the sole inventor of the drink known around the world as The One-armed Chickenfucker.

As of late, I have noticed that thievery is common amongst those with no artistic merit of their own. Check this GARBAGE mongrelized piece of shit drink that NO ONE would ever order, or enjoy.

http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/drink.view.pl?drink=2107

LOL! beer, tequila, and wild turkey? Nice try barmeister.

You want some real Drinks? check this out, by the way A One-Armed Chickenfucker is a Port Whiskey Punch less the simple syrup and 1.5 oz soda water instead of 1.5 oz of barfy cranberry juice. Scroll down 1/2 a page to see the recipe for a port whiskey punch.

http://www.kingcocktail.com/holiday.htm

 

People who drink hi-balls in earnest get nasty hangovers.

I can go into a saloon and ask for my favorite drink and there is not a sould who need to look in a book to get the mix right:
1 dram Single Malt Scotch
That's it.
Maybe 2 if I am in a hurry.

Mix?
What about mix?

Are you crazy?

The trick with scotch and other fine grain beverages is to NOT guzzle em down like they was cheap bar vodka mixed with dirty Belgian Well Water and Florida 'Orange Juice From Consentrate.'
That is abuse, like putting crack in a doobie.

You would do well to REname your drink, so stupid Virginal Office Secretaries Out Slumming will try it. It seems to be the sort of drink Chicks like.
You know: Chicks?:
The other 3/4 of highball drinkers???

 

scotch tends to have a rotten sweet flavor that reminds me of rancid carrots
canadian is a lot better

 

Or burned marshmallows....

 

Irish then?
Tullamore and Jameson are 2 Irish liquids I do not dislike.

 

I tried my first Irish Carbomb recently. I can dig it.

 

I may not be totally against special relations with a sleepy (and therefore lovingly, tenderly compliant) chicken, but saints protect me from the drinks you're talking about.

Never compromise a good drink with anything!

If I'm forced to ask for a "fancy" drink because of company, just give me a Pernod. With water, with rocks, it doesn't matter. Failing that, straight vodka. Failing that, just give me a good beer.

And BTW, I've done the math: one chicken, one arm, one hour of love? Difficult

 

Plum Shnaps 45% proof rules

 

Ballentine's 12yr-old... straight or on rocks.
Beer (but not a sort of 4% vol. St.Veronica's piss)...

 

yes, plum shnaps is great.
btw ronin, can u find it where u live?

 

Speaking of fine scotches...

I would never mix port or fruit juice with scotch, straight up neat on the rocks is good, and for some a scotch and ginger ale is nice but POP is without a doubt the worst single mix the human body can tolerate, ask any bartender about rye and coke, etc. its caffeine, sugar, acid, and rye, YUM.

I saw a bottle of 25 year old McCallans scotch the other day in an Ontario (Government) liqour store. (All liquor in Ontario must be bought from government stores) what was the price? $750.00 Canadian dollars.

20 years ago I was told by a man who worked for the government, He said the Ontario government buys surplus Chivas Regal in huge quantities and sells it as "Province of Ontario" booze. in a cheap bottle. ACTUAL COST OF BOTTLE IS $0.07 (yes 7 cents), ACTUAL COST OF WHISKEY IS $0.04 (yes 4 cents), Ontario government sells this suff for about $24.00 per bottle.

OMG...

 

milk...

 

Cum.

 

Fernet Branca, straight and at ambient temperature.
After dinner anything goes down or came up. Violently either way but with a bitterish finish in the throat.

Grappa alone or with an infusion of roots of Gentiana acaulis.

 

Yes vasco there is many places here where you can buy shnaps (rakija)
one is LCBO
http://www.lcbo.com/promo/celebrate_spring/landing.shtml
my personal (tho no to strong rather to say mild 40%... ) favority is:

OLD FALCON PLUM BRANDY
LCBO 576355 | 700 mL bottle

Price: $ 26.95
Spirits, Brandy, Brandy
40.0% Alcohol/Vol.


Made in: Serbia And Montenegro, Republic Of Yugoslavia
By: HALSINCO LIMITED


Tasting Note
Deep straw colour; vanilla, orange blossom and earthy notes on the nose; slightly candied on the palate.

Serving Suggestion
Serve on the rocks, use in Sangria or baking

 

Plum Brandy used in sangria? Spanish don't need any help to ruin their drinks, this sounds too much even for them...

 

For the black kiss enthusiasts that lurk this BBS:
use plum brandy in enema if you want a rim job from ronin (better than what you have to do to get a rim job from fuckteer)

 

As always proly-roly da Gross 'rolandgarros' again prooved to humanity how blamelesly stupid is he. Oh thy forgive him he is just the poor human beeing that doesn't have enything exiting in his life going than this forum.
Get a life dude...

 

First guy from head office I have ever seen who does NOT drink Labbat 50 by the gallon.
Wow, so there ARE guys from Ontario who aren't beer guzzlin farmers!
[discounting Greater Toronto, which really ISN'T Ontario, it is more like a country of it's own, with Spear Chuckers from Haiti and Spear Chuckers imported [fled] from USA and Spear Chuckers from The Maritimes [Original Pioneer Spear Chucker Families, imported from the USA back in Slavery Times to the Maritimes, unwanted, unasked for, before Head Taxes - but still, well, like their kin: What IS it about these people, seem only to excell at bearing burdens under the bite of a lash?] havin turf wars over control of crack sold to other Spear Chuckers...
The Ontario I know is white, ill educated farmers and Drunken Injuns and broke, hopeful Newfies lookin for NoBrain labourin jobs and beer. I guess I am gettin old and outdated......

Good on you, Ronin!
[Are you from Thunder Bay, a place where normal people live?]

LOL, a favorite pastime in British Columbia is Toronto Bashin. It is Canada's Second Crackniggertown, Halifax bein the first and the worst.
I wouldn't live there...

Well, I would live in even Sarnia...
But not GTO. Ever.
Sorry.

 

I can never quite figure out why he is so despised. PMs maybe?