Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get away from the gold chickenfuckers.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL

 

i thought because it wanted to go on the other side...

 

if the chickenfuckers were one-legged instead of one-armed, chicken wouldn't have to get away from them, am I right?

 

A bit redundant, no? I thought all golds fornicate with poultry. Humm...or was it sheep?

 

Correct, yankee.
Now get the

 

To capture the gold field.

 

Maybe it was anxious to try red chickenfuckers....

 

Take a long hard look at the man in this photo. Notice anything unusual? That's right, he's only got one arm, take a close look at the text on his hat, and you will see the words "I like to fuck chickens"

Now I ask you my friends, if you were a chicken, wouldn't you like to get away from a guy like this?

 

This is the stupidest fucking thing that I've ever read.

 

you have superpowers to read that, or is that your hat?

 

lol afi, it's not as dumb as you think. It's even dumber, and that is the ineffable beauty it.

 

LOL broz, is it my hat, lolololllollllllllllllllllll

btw afi, "stupid" is when people try to zoom in on the picture to read what the hat says ;-)