Tried to assume the same personna as before. Um, just kept up the same things. I modelled assumed mores after my [a relative]'s ranting. Was mistake.
just use Biles again, everything will be fine. When you go to a bank and sign your name Mr. Jayroc Mcloud and try to take out $500.00, then you know you've got problems.
I wonder waht nick it will be next. I do hope you stick around anyway, you are great fun (crazee bastige )
Just use Biles again, everything will be fine. When you go to a bank and sign your name Mr. Jayroc Mcloud and try to take out $500.00, then you know you've got problems. Jayroc always repeats things
You Might Be A Redneck If . . . . . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45?s. . . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay. . . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed. . . . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose. . . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. . . . that billboard that says, ?Say No To Crack? reminds you to pull up your jeans. . . . your wife?s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan. . . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date. . . . you think a Volvo is part of a woman?s anatomy. . . . your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. . . . you?ve got more than three cousins named ?Bubba?. . . . you have an Elvis Jell-O mold. . . . taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. . . . you?ve got more than one other named ?Darryl?. . . . you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin? contest. . . . on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat. . . . you?ve ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch. . . . your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill. . . . your child?s first words were, ?Attention K-Mart shoppers!?. . . . your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper. . . . your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin?. . . . you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are ?Gentlemen, start your engines.? . . . you kissed your own wife at midnight at the New Year?s Eve party. . . . you?ve ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom. . . . you?ve ever gotten an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company. . . . you vacuum the sheets instead of washing them. . . . you?ve ever valet parked a snow plow. . . . you?ve ever stood in line to have your picture made with a freak of nature. . . . you break wind in public and blame it on your kid. . . . you?ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck. . . . you?ve ever paid for a six-pack of beer with pennies. . . . there are hubcap wind chimes anywhere on your block. . . . you have a Bud Light pool-table light hanging over your dining room table. . . . the strongest smell in your house is butane. . . . you think paprika is a Third World country. . . . you ask the preacher, ?How?s it hanging?? . . . you go to a stock car race and don?t need a program. . . . you have a bumper sticker that says, ?My mother?s an honor student? at the local junior high. . . . you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d?oeuvre. . . . you played the banjo in your high school band. . . . the velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway. . . . you have no hubcaps on your car because you?re using them to feed your hunting dogs. . . . you can?t visit relatives without getting mud on your tires. . . . your mother doesn?t put shoes on to go grocery shopping. . . . you?ve ever been blacklisted by a bowling alley. . . . you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures. . . . anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container. . . . you don?t think baseball players spit and scratch too much. . . . you?ve ever been to a wedding reception at the Waffle House. . . . your dog has ever brought home something that you cooked for dinner. . . . you owe a taxidermist more than your monthly income. . . . you?ve ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper. . . . you have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window. . . . you?ve ever hollered, ?Rock the house, Bubba!? during a piano recital. . . . your kids? favorite bedtime story is ?Curious George and the High Voltage Fence.? . . . your watchband is wider than any book you?ve ever read. . . . you know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series. . . . you?ve ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions. . . . your favorite beer company cannot afford to advertise. . . . you?ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill. . . . you time your belches to achieve a personal best. . . . your new job promotion means that the company foots the bill to have your name sewn on your shirts. . . . the fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne. . . . your favorite restaurant has the word ?eats? anywhere in the name. . . . there?s graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house. . . . you have grease under your toenails. . . . your idea of a romantic evening is sharing the same spit cup with your girlfriend at a tractor pull. . . . the most common phrase you hear at your family reunion is ?What the hell are you lookin? at Diphead?? . . . your best coon hound gets a birthday present and your wife doesn?t. . . . your mother has more chest hair than your father. . . . you think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug. . . . you think a manicure is some kind of French doctor. . . . your mama saves aluminum foil. . . . you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior. . . . you clean your house with a water hose. . . . during the wedding ceremony the minister said, ?Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady?? . . . the game warden knows the serial numbers to your guns by heart. . . . you pawned your grandfather?s pocket watch because you needed beer money for the weekend. . . . you took your coon dogs on your honeymoon. . . . you drive across town to see a car wreck. . . . it?s impossible to see food stains on the fabric of your work uniform. . . . you think that anyone with ten fingers and toes is abnormal. . . . you need one more hole punched in your card before you get a ?freebie? at the House of Tattoos. . . . you have a personal account of a UFO sighting. . . . you think a hard drive is driving more than one hour. . . . you?ve ever taken a generator and a 27-inch TV camping. . . . you help booby trap your family?s marijuana crop. . . . you have ever made a frog-gigging spear. . . . the last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys. . . . your mother?s only shoes are house slippers. . . . your sewage system consists of a pipe down a hillside. . . . you wear knee-high stockings with a skirt. . . . you follow the tractor pull circuit. . . . you have more electronic equipment in your truck than in your house. . . . your primary income involves pigs or manure. . . . your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet. . . . your favorite T-shirt is declared offensive in at least 13 states. . . . you were expelled from summer school.
if you're going to cut & paste something big & over decade old, how about a vagina next time. that, i'd have looked at
'some minor database problems...' A little understatement possibly? See 'biles' anywhere there? No? There are some other usernames not in there either. The nom d'plum Biles was made kaput by me. I kapputed it. I can't make a new membership. Just fill out a form, gets thanked and then nothing, nada, zip. And there are usernames that go back some distance in time that aren't listed I don't get it. I don't want to post as biles. No, really. I don't. God damn it bradley
if you had comprehension of the lingua franca, you would have understood that i did & regardless of that was still kind enough to offer you a suggestion of how to improve yourself
Don't let the door hit you in the head on the way out LOL J/K Email me Barak CO. JV44 Galland's Flying Circus
If you had a brain and pair of balls you will be abit smarter and stop displaying your self as a wanabee smart owner of this forum. Insted you are pitty of this society. Not to mention your nazzy conotations.
