Well.... I'd like to believe that the Martians are using cow rectums as currency these days too...... However if you plot all the cow mutilations around the USA anyway, you might see a pattern and then you might notice that they are all within the operating radius of certain black helicopters from a certain bio-warfare research US Army base in the Northern midwestern states........ Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion.
Well, I lost an old friend after taking a literary stance, or something, on aliens, cow abductions and the negative mental health benefits of daily doses of Crystal Meth. Damn. I liked the guy, I really did. Next time I hear someone ranting about the aliens, I am just gonna smile and nod my head. No use letting a guy know, either directly or indirectly, that you think he isn't well represented perceptually. Best just to let religious people alone with their beliefs.
Ask McCloud, he has the answer, it's those evil Masons stealing the cows for their alien masters. Shadow and lizard people are coming to get him soon.
