BILES DIED.

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  1. rudeboy

    rudeboy Well-Known Member

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    I am Biles.
    People who know me and love me sometimes call me Bradley Brown. a Canadian Freehost player who wasn't much good at the game but used to haunt the forun, YEAH, THAT BILES.

    Early July, I took a 20 meter fall, broke my skull and got some sort of brain injury and got heart failure due to it and got some out fancy shit words, uh, like, uh
    due to Oxygen deprivation or some fancy word,
    I died in a hole, layed there for 45 minutes, was dragged out of the hole, flown to some hospital, had my ribs broken due to a heart massage and died, well, almost..
    Uh....

    Yep.

    I laid in some sort of dream due possibley to all the opiates the pumped my full off and the nice bright light...
    it was pink.
    Yep. PINK.
    And I could taste and smell a universe of sweet, lick a heavenly candy, no NOT "sweat," you moron, "sweet."

    I only just today remembered my username and password.
    I still don't remember my gurl-friend's name - or her last name.
    My family moved all my stuff out of my flace.
    I imagine my girlfriend, who had not meat anyone from my clan is just a little pissed off???????

    Yup.

    This is the truth you fuckers.

    FOR ONCE, ALL OF YOU, ALL AT THE SAME TIME, SAY SOMETHING NICE TO ME.
     
  2. looseleaf

    looseleaf Well-Known Member

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    Damn B.;

    Welcome back... even though in part....

    That's F***ing GREAT NEWS !!!

    i was worried you got caught poachin' salmon and maybe you were someone's guest for awhile.

    Well anyway take care.

    Also take some of choline and inosital, cheap vitamins, found in fish oil.

    Are they giving you any "Hydergine" ? I hear that stuff works for rebuilding the part of the brain that keeps memory.
    I know this uh...Swiss psychologist that recommended it to a friend of mine. It seemed to work when he had some unpleasant experiences way back when.

    Well any case, glad to hear you're among the vertical and on this side of the lawn.

    :cheers:
     
  3. mixer

    mixer Well-Known Member

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    20m of flying without wings and stabs? Please don't try it again :)

    Nice to hear you. Welcome back. Take care of yourself.
     
  4. -exec-

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    quite vivid look for dead :)
    hope since you died once, you will never do it again.
     
  5. -al---

    -al--- Well-Known Member

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    sry to hear all that buddy, you were damn lucky in that mishap, probably a 1 in a 100 chance to get out of something like that...
    I'm glad you're back with the living, get well and watch yourself better from now on, m'kay? :)
     
  6. big-jo

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    it seems that all happens to you, im glad you are recovering :)
     
  7. deadmeat

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    First I've only seen the title i was shocked at that moment, good to know it was "only" a second birth mate... take care there, your one of my fav guys in here, would be really devastating seeing these kind of news again. Hey well, remember that song you've showed me "Sunny, Sunny Day"? Give it some listening once in a while, will help you recover your memory ;) My first round tonight will be for you.
     
  8. airfax

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    May the beautiful and sex hungry nurses surround you while you're hospitalized.

    (and may they all weight less than 300lbs.)

    Nice to know that you survived....
     
  9. bizerk

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    Glad your still with us my friend. Do me a favor and stay low, harder to fall when close to the ground. <S>

    bullet
     
  10. reuben

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    Get well.
    That was nice enough? Else drop me a PM I'll do some groveling as well.

    Ribs are not so darn exclusive, but take care of the noggin.
    Since THAT SPECIFIC noggin is a nugget full a funstuff, you need to preserve it.

    Also nurses, as wished by airfax.
    GL
     
  11. vojtas

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  12. Rainer

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    Welcome back.

    Don't do that shit no more.

    Glad you're not as fucked up as you could be. You must be livin' right.
     
  13. Vadim Maksimenko

    Vadim Maksimenko Well-Known Member

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    Damn, I thought it is something unusual with broken ribs during heart massage. Now it is the second incident I know.

    Biles, I hope, you are not enjoying making people sad and devastated. Please, don't do that again ;)
     
  14. bot

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    Welcome back to the land of the living.

    Yo biles welcome back!

    So what are you now?

    Born again Christian?
    Born again Hard?
    or
    Born again Rude?

    :cheers:
     
  15. gawong

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    Don't fucking scare my like that you fucking bastard!!!!!!!! I really, really like you. You are the original bad ass. I'm glad you are ok. If any ESP shit that happens in the movies starts to happen to you, please let us know.
     
  16. looseleaf

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    sorry- microsoft vista computer glitch.
     
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  17. looseleaf

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    Re: BILES DIED and rose again!

    Well, with any luck at all, the bastard will start a new religion.

    A book trilogy, movie deal and church franchise to follow.

    I want to start the Biles/Rudeboy home for unwed fathers.

    His church will be much better than The Church of the Immaculate '53 Chevy.


    I bring your attention to Kurt Vonnegut's book:

    Cat?s Cradle (1963) ? 5 stars (Vonnegut?s own grade: A+)
    The novel pits the cold and brutal scientific worldview of Dr. Felix Hoenikker against the ludicrous made-up religion of Bokononism. The adherents of Bokononism engage in silly rituals, speak gibberish to one another, hold contradictory beliefs about God, and have lots of sex. On a purely metaphysical level, the Bokononists are dead wrong about how the universe works; and yet Hoenikker?s scientific truths bring the world nothing but misery and apocalypse.
     
  18. SliceMaster

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    Lucky bustard! Wish a good health to U.
     
  19. ronin

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    Yo biles you motherfucker what a hell you were doing so you fel down 20m??? I am glad you survided and as I can se you are geting back in to sadle.
    As bizz said pls stay low so if you fel again you will not hurt yer self as bad as from 20m... holy shit man...
    Hapy to se you again in here.
    <S>
     
  20. spuint

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    biles, fell down 20m and no dead? wtg rgreat!

    3...2....1 something nice
    take care man