Think I'm obsessed with my cock? Why do Europeans feel it is necessary to designate everything as being masculine ou feminine. I can understand some guy named franz von frosch calling 911 and saying that he just got throatbanged by a DER 500 pound MASCULINE gorilla cock. but over here we just say stuff is : a car, a motorcycle, a plane, a pizza, a gorilla. etc. we dont say a male car, a male pizza, a female flower. thats retarded. sorry off topic sort of.
I don't know any more, Red Damn it, this is why I'm pissed at my family for erasing -- erasing, not only forgetting -- the German language in my family. Hell, my father was German and lived in Germany before the WAR, and did not speak English when he arrived in the States, but he would not speak German with me German guilt is an amazing thing.
Huch, wieder was gelernt. Thx @RedAnt Edit: @Mclohd: Maybe it`s too much for you Americans? Der die das, wer wie was?
I agree but I didn't invent the language. Anyway, English has plenty of completely retarded pitfalls, too, not least of all various words being pronounced completely differently despite near-identical spelling.
I know, but I was a little drunk when I wrote it, and I meant it at the moment. I'm sorry for the bad language, my friends But we stupid Americans sometimes know more than der, die oder das language lessons
