Все баяны сюда пожалуйста

Discussion in 'Humor' started by bzdems, Oct 8, 2004.

  1. Charge

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    Re: Ну чего там в Украине?

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    В соответствии с постановлением правительства Украины «О льготах чернобыльцам», к лицам, проживающим в радиусе 20 километров от места аварии, следует обращаться с приставкой «фон», в радиусе 10 километров — «Ваша светлость», в радиусе 5 километров — «Ваше сиятельство». »
     
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    Национальный парк Чжанцзяцзе, Китай.
     
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    - Доктор, я купил ту большую клизму, которую вы мне прописали…что мне с ней делать?
    - Засуньте её себе в задницу.
    - Эммм... Доктор, я вам перезвоню, когда у вас будет хорошее настроение.

    (с) не моё, к сожалению
     
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    Терминатор блин :)
     
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    ссора между парнем и девушкой (в отношениях):
    - Овца!!!
    - Овцеёб!!!!!!
     
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