Все баяны сюда пожалуйста

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  1. Charge

    Charge Well-Known Member

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    - Вот поставили вас перед выбором: жареное мясо, секс или алкоголь. Что выберете?
    - Я разрыдаюсь.
     
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  2. mcgru-

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    :D

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  4. Charge

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  5. -mart-

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    девку на коленях Рузьвельта вкрячили фотошопом вполне профессионально
     
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  6. mcgru-

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  7. rjack

    rjack Well-Known Member

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    Ну так рекламу Diesel профи делают
     
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  8. -mart-

    -mart- Well-Known Member

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    да хуй, со второй девкой что справа полная халтура
     
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    mcgru-, Sep 15, 2015
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  11. Charge

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    - Доктор! У меня после игл еще и эрекция получше стала.
    - Ну, это я поправлю.
    - Нет. Оставьте, как есть
     
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  12. mamali

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  13. LostCluster

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    Баян, но чота ржу:
     
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  14. PG monster

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    :super: :super: :super: ВАЗ - граненый алмаз! нейтронный фугас!!!

    (ребенок порадовал ссылкой)
     
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  15. Stefan

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    «Красная Бурда» (Владимир Маурин и Владимир Логинов), неизвестный перевод Корнея Ивановича Чуковского «Гамлетище»:
     
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  16. mamali

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    mamali, Oct 6, 2015
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  17. mcgru-

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    тестировщики о своём:

    :)
     
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  18. Charge

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    History :) I was trying to explain the Yalta Conference to my boss this week, but he will never understand! Bliad :)
     
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    mcgru-, Oct 12, 2015
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