In the same theme as the Chuck Norris one; 1. Artur Boruc holds the world record for eating Rangers supporters 2. His stubble is made from titanium and he shaves it with a samurai 3. He was the first Pole on the moon. He jumped there. 4. Artur broke the world high jump record at school. He was 8 years old 5. Artur doesn't get wet when he takes a bath. The water gets Artur 6. Artur Boruc was elected as pope - he turned the appointment down 7. Every year on his birthday, Artur throws one lucky boy into the sun 8. Artur Boruc's hands are bigger than shaquille o'neal's feet 9. Artur Boruc is immune to bird flu and has offered his sperm as an antidote 10. Onions do not make Artur Boruc cry. Onions burst in to tears at the sight of him! 11. Superman is allergic to kryptonite. Kryptonite is allergic to Artur Boruc 12. Superman owns a pair of Artur Boruc pyjamas. 13. Artur's mother gave birth to baby artur whilst running the marathon for Poland in the 1984 olympic games. She finished 2nd. Artur beat her by 6 minutes. 14. Artur Boruc has slept with everybody's girlfriend/wife/daughter. 15. When Artur was born, he immediately had sex with the surgeon who delivered him. She was the 11th woman Artur has slept with up to that point. He then completed the aforementioned marathon. 16. Artur Boruc discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which artur is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, artur roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking 17. Artur Boruc and God have never been seen in the same room at the same time 18. Artur Boruc once had a shit in the Australian desert - we now call it Ayer's Rock 19. A dinosaur once farted in Artur's presence. None survived. 20. When Artur goes to the cinema, everybody else watches him.