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Discussion in 'Warbirds Deutsch' started by Mcloud, Dec 21, 2011.

  1. Mcloud

    Mcloud Well-Known Member

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    "Hey Buddy, these Doner kebabs suck. I mean bad. What the fuck do you think you're doing here anyway? If you can't make a decent fuckin shish kebab sandwich or whatever you call this thing go back to where you came from okay? This is Germany you asshole, get with the program. Fuckin 10 euros for this."
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    "I don't care if it's a dachsund or a rottweiler or shepherd or whatever it is, it's German, and I'm horny NOW."
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    (to be continued)
     
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  3. Mcloud

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    this one is better

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  6. Red Ant

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    Mcloud, in my freemasonry signup form there's this question:

    I'm not sure if blowing up my grandpa's toolshed qualifies me for "Expert" or just "Advanced". :dunno: What would you say?
     
  7. Mcloud

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    OH BOY
    I got asked the same question. Just put "None"
    google this: 2B1ASK1
    want a bunch of weirdos in your house? as long as you are 21 or over, hold a belief in a supreme being (Lucifer AKA Jahbulon) and are of good moral charachter (cough) you are gonna get let in most likely..they'll want to visit you first though (be warned).

    OH did you know that the masonic lodge in saxony anhalt is the only masonic lodge in the world that is actually open to the public!!!! Im serious about that!!!!!!!!
     
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  8. Red Ant

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  9. Mcloud

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    uhh stop by one of the lodges and tell them you are interested in a tour and that you heard in SA the lodge was open to the public. The guy you speak with should know, even if he is one of those from "the outer portico"....if we dont hear from you again we'el know you got ....n/m