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Discussion in 'Off Topic International' started by Uncles, Sep 12, 2015.

  1. Uncles

    Uncles Well-Known Member

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    https://youtu.be/J3eQmzw6n3k

    :znaika: Death to the enemies of civilization! Monsters against modernity will lose! USA, Russia and *possibly* Europe will fight for the future!

    Yes, I'm a little drunk, but it's true...
     
  2. Mcloud

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    Well, you're nothing if not consistent ;) Some horrible, bitterly cold day, I do hope that we finally learn your actual identity. Do those crazy Scots kilts hold credit cards? You gotta buy the drinks, brother.
     
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    So, Mcloud, I went to a restaurant the other day and ordered that much famed Frosch Schnitzel you keep talking about in such high praise, and you know what, they told me that such a thing does not exist and then asked me in no uncertain terms to leave their establishment. You lied to me. :mad:
     
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    You should have ordered a ... Berliner .....
     
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  6. Uncles

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    Frosch Schnitzel? Is that similar to the American (a.k.a., United States of America) notion of "left-handed smoke shifter?" :D
     
  7. Mcloud

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    Don't let those high school dropouts that work at Burger King get to you.

    Come to Canada. I was born in Kitchener Ontario. It used to be called Berlin, until WW2 or something. :eek: Then they changed the name. Huge German population. Ever heard of Schneiders meats?

    The next time you ask for a frosch schnitzel, and they look at you funny just tell them to make a jaegerschnitzel with frog meat instead of the usual pork stuff, and then look at them like "do you want a tip or no"? works for me.

    Say it Viss me, nice and slow, like a scorpions ballad. FROSCH SCHNITZELLLLLLLLL
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    hey, did ya think Sammy was a knight of Malta?

    sorry uncles way off topic. but if someone admits they're drunk, then all gibberish is fair game for a while.
     
  8. Uncles

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    No problem ;) And if you go to L.A., there are so many good restaurants. Don't fall for that celebrity chef bullshit. For example, I love to eat here: http://elpolloinka.com/gardena/menu/lunch-dinner/