Discussion in 'Off Topic International' started by hezey, Jun 7, 2014.
Old man, in decline, tells his Best Friend,
That carton of 12 year old Scotch we bought, in 76, for The BIg Party? Remembr the party? [cough wheeze]
I hid one of those bottles, so the Scotch would be now, uh, 50 years old
Yeah.... I put you in the will, the whisky is for you, you are to gather it up, pop it open and pour the contents of it over my grave.
Guy is wobbling over a grave, he says:
I hope you forgive me, but I strained it through my kidneys before I poured it out.
colour must be another.
A very belated happy birthday to you, Hezey!
Thanks to all who wished me.
I have a tiny and limited social net, always have, so kind words mean a lot.
Happy birthday, bud
Dammmm..... how the heck did I miss this post/thread !
Sorry ol' boy that I missed wishing you a Happy B-day on time....
So Happy Birthday Hez ! Hope you had a great one !
A Bottle And Friend
There's nane that's blest of human kind,
But the cheerful and the gay, man,
Fal, la, la, &c.
Here's a bottle and an honest friend!
What wad ye wish for mair, man?
Wha kens, before his life may end,
What his share may be o' care, man?
Then catch the moments as they fly,
And use them as ye ought, man:
Believe me, happiness is shy,
And comes not aye when sought, man.
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