Have you ever bought sliced ham flavoured product?

Discussion in 'Off Topic International' started by hezzey, Nov 22, 2021.

  1. hezzey

    hezzey Well-Known Member

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    What the fuck is this my goddamn Ipad thinking it will edit and copy and paste for me before I actually do it?
    I just told my mom to fuck off in an email and there is no way I would tell my mom to fuck off and she is a real caveman she can barely make a coffee or use the toaster she didn’t get offended with the fuck off email!
    (She has an iPad I think she understands)
    But that goddamned simulated pork flavoured sliced ham cost way too much money.
     
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  2. hezzey

    hezzey Well-Known Member

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    Never ever buy anything from a Chinese food store.
    Did you know a Chinese food merchant can sell dirt by the kilogram?
    And then he will talk to you funny and you never know what the hell he is saying…
    (Here you go gaijin that will be $7.95. Ha Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah)
    Thank you thank you blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah thank you very much blah blah blah blah blah
    Then he will wander into the back of the store and ya hear his sing song and you know for sure he is laughing at you with his wife and whoever else he has back there.
     
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