I was out for a walk through the local cemetery just to talk to myself and I bumped into a lady that wouldn't shut up. She went on for 10 minutes about how years ago her son climbed up on top of a tennis court bubble and then took a knife and cut through the bubble and fell about 50 feet down and was killed. She kept saying that the guy he was with that day told him to do it and that he was a nut job and that she always wanted him charged with murder. Apparently this happened like 30 years ago just because this guy didn't like her sons dog and that he was crapping all over this guys lawn and was barking all the time, and her son owed this guy 100 bucks too. Now she was looking for her son's tombstone but said she couldn't find it anymore, she asked me if I thought that someone moved it, and I said No they're not going to do that , she looked at me like I had brain cancer. I remember saying that it was a good thing they incinerated my mother because if they would have buried her I'd probably dig her up and bash her brains out with some sort of crowbar. Then she started saying how Covid was coming back and people were wearing masks again and she said she was gonna start wearing them at the grocery store because there was a lot of pakis handling the food there and all that. Crazy pakis. So I told her to have a nice day and kept on walking. Then a cop car slowly came into the cemetery and the cop rolled down his window and asked me if I had seen a guy fitting my description in the area during the last week, because they wanted to ask him if he liked dogs. I said No and he said OK and drove out of the cemetery. Crazy cops. Then I kept walking along and I noticed that someone had put up a notice on a piece of paper and taped it to a big oak tree that said that there was a man in the area fitting my description who said that he was uttering threats against her dog and said he was gonna break her dogs legs like a fuckin piece of KFC, and that if anybody saw this guy they should call the cops. Crazy bitch. Time to move.