Jacobe is banned

Discussion in 'Off Topic International' started by -exec-, Mar 18, 2011.

  1. -exec-

    -exec- FH Consultant

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    for being troll, liar and virgin

    his provocation is removed, btw.
     
  2. Mcloud

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    Exec, wait pls...I think Jacobe has had some personal/mental problems lately...Is jacobe jazzer? if so..this guy has been upset lately in the online MA..other players hezzey and especially alw have had senseless arguments with him online..

    Maybe he thought ju88 was from cv? but he's mistaken..probably just low alt ju88s1 at top speed..

    If he wants to be unbanned he must record a version of him singing the theme from Mary Tyler Moore and playing the guitar to it as well. Lyrics change must be as follows...

    Theme from Mary Tyler Moore


    Who can turn the world on with his smile?
    Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
    Well it's exec dude, and you should know it
    With each glance and every little movement you show it

    Love is all around, no need to waste it
    You can have a town, why don't you take it
    You're gonna make it after all
    You're gonna make it after all

    How will you make it on your own?
    This world is awfully big, exec this time you're all alone
    But it's time you started living
    It's time you let someone else do some giving

    Love is all around, no need to waste it
    You can have a town, why don't you take it
    You're gonna make it after all
    You're gonna make it after all

    :super: :mafia:

    I think I'm gonna be banned...%)

    P.S. Jacobe if you can read this I want my gorilla pics from the Finland zoo back.
     
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  3. hezey

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    HAHAHAHA
     
  4. noisul2008

    noisul2008 Banned

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    Really?!
    An' I've been sure he's hot finnish muumi!
     
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    Why hide evidence? :confused:
     
  7. -exec-

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    aesthetic feelings. he used way too large font
     
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    Font redraw crashed FH server?

    [​IMG]
     
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    New Russian lies? :D
     
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    the paint peeled off
     
  11. looseleaf

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    Mary Tyler Moore Show ??????? :eek:

    Those bell bottoms should have been banned then !

    To hide those legs of hers was a crime !

    God, please don't let me remember that music....
     
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    I have memory loss due to brain strokes. Seems a lot of stuff that I have experienced and used to remember was a fuckin waiste of time when it was housed in my mind and was not missed when it was lost....
    Indeed, it is a fuckin waiste of time when it is shoved back in. If I had my druthers, I would have left well enough alone and not recalled that fuckin television weelky. My life is a little worse now...
    I didn't click the link, because immediately apon seeng the name of the thing, I did so dredge up the memory I had misplaced.
    Now I have another few megabites of crap occupying the memory that I hold so dear.
    Assholes.
     
  13. looseleaf

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    VIRGIN !!!!! ????????


    :eek:
     
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    Hahaha.
     
  15. Mcloud

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    I saw Jazzer (jacobe) online today and asked him how it was going..and he was pretending like he didn't know he was banned......
    I asked him about how he got unbanned and he went nuts.
    He asked me:
    "How fucking stupid are you after this is you are fuck!"
    or something very similar..
    I say things like that too..when I am extremely drunk and I...:@popcorn:

    Not sure why he is mad at me..after all I tried to help him get unbanned...

    :dunno: :duel:

    Okay Jac, here's some sheet music for the Mary tyler moore theme..
    Mary Tyler Moore chords and lyrics pls record Jacobe and post in mp3 format here on this thread. Tks!

    Inspiration #1
    Inspiration #2
    Inspiration #3
     
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  16. hezey

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    He is special guy
     
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    Van Gogh was a VIRGIN :eek: ??????
     
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    No, Van Goh suffered from Syphilis and other self-inflicted behaviors.
     
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    I think he had a bad outlook and was depressed by what he saw and felt.
    Later on he caught VD. And indeed, syphilus turns a person into a cauldren of fucked up feelings.

    His family tried so hard. He would not have lived as long as he did if it weren't for those people who loved him and propped him up. Theo was a big big help. ANd theo made a fortune setting up the family to milk Van Gough name, and pawn his works.
    Poor Vincent. He didn't profit.

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