Jacobe is banned

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  1. mumble

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    I'd like to see looseleaf go to a Virgins Anonymous meeting. :@popcorn:
     
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    That instructional video has already been made.

    I can send you a copy... However:

    All knowledge has its price.

    Can you write that kind of check? :mafia:
     
  5. Jacobe

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    wtg, keep it up. here's a link for you.
    You might find something interesting for you there..just scroll..


    My galfriend (allthought ex-one now) heard that you said 'virgin'...She asked me 'Well..where is that person from? Is he ok? Has he problems of he's expression of sexuality with women?' I replied 'he's from Siberia and I really don't know, sorry..' She stayed silent for a moment and asked that I'd take a photo of her and send it to you...I just replied 'As you wish ,dear Johanna...' So here it is, she has a look for you exec and for others here in forum, since I talked about general mental levels of this forums partipiciants and other stuff that describes the 'mood' here :

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  6. mumble

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    Hi, my name is mumble, and I am a virgin. OH, SHIT! Am I going to be banned now? :eek:
     
  7. Jacobe

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    If all virgins will be banned ,how many forumers FH forum would have? ...maybe 3-5... even a moderator would be banned...We are heading towards a serious dilemma here...hope FH will pass that...
     
  8. Jacobe

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    I wasn't drunk you fartforbrains, and I didn't say those words you littleweener carrier vessel (=CV)

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  9. looseleaf

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    double post sry
     
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  13. mumble

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    What does SHE look like? That's a man.
     
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    She looks like Lola.
     
  15. looseleaf

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    Dude:

    That is the whole irony of the song notice the quoted parts:

    I met her in a club down in old Soho
    Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [LP version:
    Coca-Cola]
    C-O-L-A cola
    She walked up to me and she asked me to dance

    "I asked her her name and in a DARK BROWN voice she said Lola"

    L-O-L-A Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

    Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
    But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
    Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

    "Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
    Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man "
    Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

    Well we drank champagne and danced all night
    Under electric candlelight
    She picked me up and sat me on her knee
    And said little boy won't you come home with me
    Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
    But when I looked in her eyes well I

    "almost fell"

    for my Lola
    Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
    Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

    I pushed her away
    I walked to the door
    I fell to the floor
    I got down on my knees
    Well I looked at her and she at me

    Well that's the way that I want it to stay
    And I'll always want it to be that way for my Lola
    Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

    "Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
    It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola"

    Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

    Well I'd left home just a week before
    And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
    But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
    And said little boy I'm gonna make you a man

    Well I'm not the world's most masculine man

    * "But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
    And so is Lola"


    Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
    Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola


    * and that is the most fun part of the song:

    He is glad he is a man, and so is Lola.

    So... does that mean they are both glad that the singer is a man?

    does that mean the singer is glad he is a man and Lola is also glad that the singer is a man?

    does that mean the singer is glad that he is a man, and also Lola is a man?

    does that mean that they are both glad that they are both men?

    Very tricky the English-English language.....

    Personally I will just avoid those clubs in old Soho and hang in Knightsbridge....

    .... and my hair is perfect....



    :D
     
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    Is any of it even worth sweating over?
    Big waste of energy to give a care about it. Waste of time. Waste.

    I know too many people affected by hatred.
    I also know too many people affected by fear.
    I don't know enough people affected by love. I want more.
    I think Ray Davies wants love. Like most healthy people.
    [jeez, is he still alive? I gonna go find out, so many of my influences are toast, of late]
     
  17. looseleaf

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    Ha ha ha no sweat here...

    Ray Davies had a child with Chrissy Hynde ... Lucky SOB.... he is doing fine!


    :@prayer:
     
  18. Jacobe

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    Important! :

    Now that I got a privilidge to unban myself from this forum, I got also an authordism to ban whoever I like from this forum at any given moment.

    So.

    Be careful!

    1. DON'T go ,as they say 'Off Topic' here never.

    2. Don't post any selfish sht you use to do here so often, that your mothers regret that they have brought you up in this beatiful world and life you got now.

    3. As an example of this privilidge I have given, I'll ban you all I know and the ones that deserve this truely for one and a half months.

    4. wb fk. we love, and you know that or might know it.

    5. Replying to this post is just an example which has been given to you.
    After your reply, you will be banned for 44 days, so give it a shot. :super:
     
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  19. looseleaf

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    Now let's all get together and sing the Jacobe theme song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlM52fUrNz4


    with apologies to Ray Davies and the Kinks.....


    :super:
     
  20. Jacobe

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    LoL looseleaf did it! You won't seen any post from him for 44 days now.