part 2 now available....waiting for the battles in part 3 http://www.helveticus.info/kanal-englisch-teil2.wmv ~50mb !
Right. 50 mB. What am I downloading? I don't even know. Is it for an 'pennis enlaRg1ment?' I don't know. Tell me, what would happen to this site, my favourite forum, if spammers decided to fill it with shit? Did ya ever use yahoomessenger? Did ya start to get spam in it? Howsabout MSMessenger? Didja get spammed? [Didja get scripted?????] Did ya get spamm in yer ICQ? Did ya notice the growth of spam in yer favourite usenets? Ever seen an idiot wearing a tee -shirt he PAID for that has a big fuckin Pepsi logo on it? I wonder...
Not bad. Too bad these games are pretty well people-free, as in, no people running around on the ground, etc. Biles' version: Ja. Affter mien fimfisch time shot down, I had pretty well had it. Mien nerfes vass shott. Za Kammandant zent me to rest in a sanitorium not farr from Brussels. It was zare I became intimately aquainted viss hospaital rape unt meta-amphetamines. Ja. Za meta-amphetamines hellped me in battle, I became a monster in za luft. I scored sirty more todt before someone notice zare was somesing vrong viss mienen eyes. Nien nien, I cutt see finine, what vass vrong vass za LOOK IN MIEN EYES, I looked like a crazyman, ja. Unt also, I vas suspected of, vell, how you say, zare vass ziss new guy, ja? One time he vass alone, and looked zo helpless, zare, in za showers.... I vass lucky, ja? Zare vass death penalty for zat sort of trieste bac zen, now, you only go to prison for za meta-amphetamines, but za triestes viss za scharzer, you can do zat anytime. Anyvayss, um, vare vass I? Ja. I vass sent home for rest. I neffer kicked za meta-amphetmamine habit, but I ditt sloo down. I heard zat many kammeraden in za SS vere using it to take za edge off za todt in za shower stalls, ja? Zo, za meta-amphetamines vere still a, how you say, um, nessesity, ja? [blah blah blah blah] It vas sometime affter mienen 300th kill I vass captued by za soviets. I had to get off mienen dependance on za amphetmines, unt I became a stooge so I could get enough fish head soup to stay alive, ja. [blah blah blah] I signed up to serve in za Ost Deutches Luftblatten. I zerved zare until za great betrayal when za capitalisches Deutches drowned mienend volk in a flood of MacDonaldses unt Levis. [blah blah blah]
no way!! Terminator 2 is only FX, but Terminator 1 had a story behind. Terminator 2 was just repetition
But "Police Academy 2" was the ultimate of what comes to comedys.... "Rambo 2", oh what a movie... IMO "Hot Shots 2" was quite good sequel (no, biggie, it wasn't a pornofilm)
Evil dead was so stupid! I LOVED it. That guy, remember his right hand was punching him and he chopped it oof and screamed, "Whose laughing NOW!!?" The actors must have had a lot of fun making that.
Evil dead... "...swallow this! BANG!" LMAO 2nd one is good, 3rd one sux. 2nd is more or less remake of 1st one, so 3rd one is 2nd one . ergo, 3rd one sux
Evil Dead 2 is a piece of art, better than the first part Terminator 2 is fucking cool, but Terminator 1 was better Alien and Alien 2 are almost at the same level, imho.
episodes and remakes who dares to compare 'TERMINATOR' and 'TERMINATOR 2'? sacrileg! first is outstanding, second can be reduced to 'most fancy ways to use quicksilver' and 'asztala viszta, bebbi'. with 'EVIL DEAD', i never was sure, why raimi did the second part... maybe he was in love with 'ash' campbell? anyway, biles is right so much, these details in 'EVIL DEAD' are hilarious ('thank you, thank you, darling... what would i have done if you hadn't got me out of the fire and this beautiful, gorgeous body had become a victim of the flames?') 'ALIEN' is an always and forever milestone in psycho-ho-sci-fi as well as in all aspects of making pictures, 'ALIEN 2' a nice and well done movie, but limited to the boundaries of it's genre (i loved most the surprising intro, when i was already disappointed about the marine-style lookalike, which turned out to be a massacre with only a handful left after 20 minutes ) this becomes confusing when the number of episodes goes beyond 5. not talking about 'KRUEGER 1-24', which i never really liked, but fe the 'HELLRAISER'-series. barker's first part is probably my most favoured horrormovie ('you solved the box... we came, now you must come with us - taste our pleasures!', 'we have eternity to know your fleshhhh...', 'your pain will be legend even in hell'), where the continuing degradation has been interrupted with the excellent part6, just to go cheapest again with 7 (although the 'doctor' in part2 is a neat character worth mentioning ) besides the episodal thingie there is a way more, extremely annyoing phenomenon: the creating of 'remakes' with ab-so-lute-ly no additional contribution to cinematic culture than the original. less concerning 'KING-KONGs' or 'DRACULAs' (where there might be effort to do things better),but 'DAWN OF THE DEAD', 'TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE', 'PRISCILLA - QUEEN OF THE DESERT', 'HAUNTED HOUSE', 'TAKING OFF'... all excellent movies with limited public success due to genre or distribution, which suffer now from discrimination by not even mentioned anywhere in advertising or credits of idiotic remakes! [you were listening to a very emotional comment of dr. strangelove on the occasion of the annual debate 'the artist and his work - or: what exactly does copyright protect?']
