La Charcuterie Delicatessen, AKA The Sandwich Nazi

Discussion in 'Off Topic International' started by hezzey, Feb 26, 2018.

  1. hezzey

    hezzey Well-Known Member

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    Some old guy, a fuckin greek, I heard about somewhere maybe on TV, um, he liked to live in cardboard boxes and sheep-sheds, didn't wash his clothes, and not because he just didn't give a fuck, it was because he was a born-rich boy got educated but never practical, nor obedient, if he, that guy, I forget his name, the old Greek one, yeah, if not for his class, he would never have been remembered, just another crazy fucker without any pull, influence, the right sort oc connections, not found in The Records.
    There are lots of people who are poor and nuts, I think more [EDITED] people are poor and nuts, than are prosperous and nuts.
    And most of the lower class crazies don't get remembered, recorded, but they are out there, here, in the real world, go watch em.
    Is a free show
     
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  2. hezzey

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    Fuck that or fuck this or fuck it all, doesn't mean I want to have sex with something, it means, similar to Fuck Off For This thing, or That Thing or Fuck Off To Everything. Or just Fuck. It is like like or Yeah or Eh, almost.
     
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  3. -frog-

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    Needless to say, Hezzey (aka "B") wasn't himself, when he preached us about the toothless cocksucking fairy.

    But he now is, preaching about giving alms.
    Fuck that!
    He has a leftist govt back there, and I could live with that.
    But we've got a nazi regime here, supported by Putler's secret service, and doing everything to buy more votes in the coming election.
    Even paying my taxes to the national-socialist government of Poland seems to be more, than giving alms.
    And I do pay taxes.
    Just to give alms to those, who will then vote to that national-socialist chauvinist govt?
    Fuck that!

    Give me a sound, leftist government right here... and I can live with giving alms... err.. paying taxes.
     
  4. hezzey

    hezzey Well-Known Member

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    It is hard to be make any jokes about Putler. All I can think of joking about is his chin, or perhaps his Breasts....

    In my home-town, sidewalks are painted three colours, like a Hard Candy, and if you spit on one, you will get a fine from the police. I don't care a bit about those things, I am in the New Political Movement in Canada, we are called TFCfa *
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    * Tax Free Cigarettes for all
     
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  5. alburl2014

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    Who's Putler?
    Is he your cousin uncle from the CIA?
     
  6. hezzey

    hezzey Well-Known Member

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    Hmm, no: Oranges do not have arms.
     
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    there are no oranges in the CIA, there are orangutans there.
     
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    My arms are two meters long, AND SO FUCKING WHAT!!? A man's quality has nothing to do with length of arms or body hair.
     
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    DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!
     
  10. looseleaf

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    HEZ!!! Glad to hear from you after soooo long!!! Good to know life is good.. well comfy and you got a system! Yes, we cant do everything we used to do but then again....
    we dont need to do all those things anymore... at least not (deleted) and (deleted) but as long as we can still (deleted) and (deleted)....
     
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    somehow I like the Hezzy Manifesto better....
     
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    Hey McCloud !!! Good to know you're up and around too!!! Med diet isnt bad if you eat lots of it! Lone Star beer? How does that compare to Moosehead and Labbats?
    What happened to your Pea coat and special boots? Are you still in the real estate biz? Is the Paki pizza any better these days? anymore walks in the park and crazy old ladies and stupid evil dogs?

    Send my regards to Thermate Man, Mr. Peru, the gorilla with the big stick and keep an eye on those one armed chicken fornicators !!!!
     
  13. looseleaf

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    always the optimist, eh Frog?
     
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    I've never come across a toothless cocksucking fairy, but there were instances (especially during my happy-go-lucky university days) I'd better go with a toothless, than a toothed cocksucking fairy (if You know what I mean) :D
    As far as my optimistic sarcasm is considered - I could possibly do better ;)
    But mate, I am trying to do my best - believe me.
     
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    Seeing how our own Nazi parties are getting more votes with each new election, maybe our countries can soon form a new Nazi coalition? We can teach you how to be the best Nazis. We got a lot of experience! :eek:
     
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    Sorry Red, but the Nazis in 1938 already stated that the best Nazis ever will be the Americans !! In fact back in the 30's the Nazis copied the eugenics laws from the state of Nebraska!!!
     
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    No!! Don't take this away from us! :mad:
     
  18. -frog-

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    Well, now you're lagging behind us.
    If you compare your lousy NPD with our PiS the former are just a joke, when compared to the latter.
    Just read that our country is the biggest employer of temporary workers in the entire OECD (out of 4.5 million temporary workers employed in 2017 in the 36 OECD-member states 1.1 million worked in Poland).
    And even with this economy, we ("we" cumulatively, not necessarily means "I" here) still vote far right.
    Something is seriously wrong with Poland.