Official Off-Topic Flooding Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic International' started by Harpoon, Aug 15, 2004.

  1. Snakeye

    Snakeye Well-Known Member

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    That's not culture, that's a thriller :D
    Will that crock finally bite his leg off or not ? [​IMG]
     
  2. Broz

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    Re: Pure lameness

    which of three legs?
     
  3. -frog-

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    @Broz

    No such danger in case of this show :) IIRC Discovery Animal Planet repeats it every day...
     
  4. Helrza

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    @afi, who would fuck him? his american wife :)

    @broz, he dont only exist in america, he's an aussie :) for some reason alot of country's love him. personally, i think the guy has snorted just a little to much speed in a lifetime... lol, ive never seen anyone else over here as excited as he gets.. lmao

    @snakeye, ive already seen his hand almost get chomped off on tv... lol, "too bad the little beauty let go".
     
  5. Helrza

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    OH yeah, i just thought of another famous aussie. his name is "Dick Smith". some of u guys might have heard of him, i dunno.

    but he has released some home products, like peanut butter and shit like that. well he has released his own brand of matches to compete with another brand of matches called "redheads". but he has gone and called his matches.... "dickheads".

    lol, compete with that... lmfao
     
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  6. -kopi-

    -kopi- Well-Known Member

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    Hm Afi maybe you just got some comedic shows like Eddie Murphy Delirious or some shit that you spam all those dirty words all over this forum ? Maybe next you ll tell us gow you got your dick riped off by Mr T ( that dude from A. team) with his butt chiks He would be like : "common afi and fuck me up the ass " ? :)))
    Anyway i find this whole toppic the dumbest topic ever in here so i wouldnt mind if take your freeky issuies out off here and keep them away from public for safty purpuses. You know pilots used to be gentelmens. And beebee the whole thing with hi ping flying it really isnt funny maybe yr do better just telling some joke or somthing and stop that purely lame behavior.
     
  7. Broz

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    hey kopi, i like afi being the asshole he is, i think i'm even becoming quite an asshole myself!!
    And afi, for fuck sake, if you have the track about mr T and his butt cheeks, post it here now!!




    Btw, public safety is more harmed by serious people than by clowns
     
  8. -afi--

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    Dear Kopi,

    My sincerest and most deepest apologies for my severely offensive posting practices and my incoherently awful use of curse words.

    But in reality, if you don't want to fucking hear what I'm saying, ignore me. Because honestly I don't give 2 flying fucks about pilots being gentlemen, because none of us are pilots, and hell I don't even play this game any more.

    We're all sitting here at a computer looking to have a good time, and if me having a good time joking around with some buddies on this forum and swearing (dear lord no!), then you for one need a serious check in the head.

    There's about 12 active threads where I don't post in that have all the information about this game and actual piloting. Go reside there.
     
  9. sebbo

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    DING-DONG!
    "And that concludes the first round of the heavy-weight championship between Mr. Afi and mr. Kopi. Mr. Kopi got in quite a few punches at the beginning of the round, but he made some errors which Afi was very swift to exploit. The score seems to be.... WOW! 8 to 3 for the defending champion, Afi!"

    KNOCK THAT BITCH OUT, AFI!!!!!!
     
  10. -kopi-

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    Some of us are pilots but im really sure that most of guys here have families and are living a quite normal peacfull live. This aint no 14 15 year old queke,share porn, whats your wierdest adeventure forum If you want to have fun that way im sure youll find pleanty of others like you in I-net with no problems. I never heard of somthing like "shit i crashed couse i was having fun with the wrong stick" here :/ .
     
  11. -afi--

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    I dunno kopi, no offense but I really didn't understand what you were trying to say. But i think you're trying to come off that many of the users on this forum are not interested in stupid joking around talk and are much more concerned with information on the game and piloting.

    Well if that be the case, yet again take a look at my first post there. There are a ton of active threads concerning those subjects that I don't post my "bullshit rhetoric" in.

    Bud, if you're that annoyed by me, ignore me. I'm not offended.
     
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  12. sebbo

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    Re: Pure lameness

    Kopi, I am a happily married man working 55 hours per week for the Dutch government so he can pay the (crippling) interest on his mortgage. In order to stay sane I do three things:

    1. I play a computer game
    2. I shag my wife rather regularly
    3. I combine 1 and 2 by bragging about my sex-life with some of the people I met at that game. :)

    Yes, I have a sick and twisted sense of humour, and so does Afi. We get our rocks off by being obnoxious, insultive and - in general - a pain in the neck to everyone in general and eachother specifically. If we can do that here, why would you take insult to that? Because this isn't a "social" forum but a "WWII-flightsim forum"?

    As far as I'm concerned even *this* thread is about flying, since me, Frog, Glas, Broz and Afi (I know forgot some other people often found posting in OT-threads) met in the arena. I mean, if I were to say something like "You afi, I am gonna bust a MK-103 in your arse if you don't suck my dick", would that particular OT-remark suddenly become valid because it involves a WWII-era aeronautical reference?

    Or the other way round, can't I say "Good evening all!" when I enter the arena, because that particular remark has nothing to do with flying?

    Kopi, I am terribly sorry, but this forum isn't JUST about flying, and neither is WBFREE. It's a COMMUNITY, doing the things you like to do with like-minded people. And we happen to like raving like idiots. If you can't stand it, ignore us... But then you'll also miss the "constructive" remarks we make.....

    Or should I've said "we *occasionally* make"? (BTW, I'm not referring to Afi. the last time he did something constructive was when he got dressed this morning, not freaking out people in the streets taht way) :D

    Respectfully yours,

    Bas "Sebbo" aka "TPCFRA" Kemp
     
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  13. big-jo

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    lol nice signature Sebbo
     
  14. spuint

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    no more details pls!!!

    my 2 cents:
    i like this community.. and not because of ppl who post 10 pages about wingload of specific airplane, demanding some changes in flight model, whining about things they do not like (i know im not an exception either).. but because of specific sense of humour all around and ppl who can understand irony;
    do not take all obscenic words or jokes too seriously;
     
  15. sebbo

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    Ahhhhhh, how sweet of you, Big-Jo!!! You want me to lick your chocolate starfish now? :D
     
  16. -afi--

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    Amen, brotha.

    and Broz, I think I lost the Mr. T track :(
     
  17. Broz

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    Limp Bizkit rules :super:

    @Afi, can't you call him again and make that shit out again? pls pls pls

    @spuint: you can also be my favourite asshole if you want to ;)
     
  18. big-jo

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    :eek: :p :eek: :eek: :p :eek: %)
     
  19. gryphon

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    i just landed from killing all ack 17 in pe2 reds close from cv but no one birng a bus so after land i roll li and risk lossing my bomber streek again... 262s there i dodge and take atleast1 30mm, but hear 3 pings and lose alie. so then fly gingerly, expecting at anytime "lost left wing overg". drop my parrs as salfy as possible take nice big safe turn for landing. get down to almost a full stop and fucking take 16 more 30mms from a lamm ass 262. its bulshit like this that destrys any and all enjoyment. was my 2nd soritie for night, fuck it im logging out for night. he did nothing to earn that kill and i did a aful fucking lot to earn being aload to fucking exit landed plane.http://home.earthlink.net/~adefiantwisper/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/fuckinglammers.trk
     
  20. -afi--

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    Bron therr no way ou like limp bzkit, tghey're awful man. seiroulsy


    h aha' i'm drunk adn you're not