I just about freaked out. There is a place near my PFE (paki free environmment) lake huron hideaway, It is a nice little town called Thornbury, Ontario. They grow a lot of apples around there. Meaford is down the street. There is a bar there that sells 450 different kinds of whiskies, yes I said 450. Why am I just finding out about this now? They also make whiskey, a certain whiskey that is the number one selling brand in the WHOLE DAMN USA, it is called Canadian Mist made near Collingwood, where I used to ski and mountain climb. One night I took a little road up to the top of the mountain there in Collingwood, and I'm telling ya it was a lonesome road. I got to the top of the Mountain and a canadian Army guy came at me and said: "Hi, are you here to get your fuckin car blown up?" I said "no" He said, well you better turn back, THIS IS A TANK WAR RANGE" Things like that can happen in Canada. Just the other day there was a coyote attack and these two coyotes ripped the fuck out of somebody's face and now they are dead. Welcome to Canada. I have been attacked by dogs where I walk many times. I know how to handle aggressive dogs. I am not allowed to carry a gun, I don't need a gun, I carry a knife sometimes, and I know the Mcloud technique. "Let's just get this kid and get the fuck back to the den, fuck that fuckin waiting in the woods by the path bullshit." OMG. I would be interested to find out what everyone's favorite drink is. Please state your country and favorite drink. Mcloud: Pure Gold whisky, favorite drink is rusty nail. (pure gold and Drambuie)
Kinda depends on the hour of the day the company, and the setting. I like a good Duvel (it's a beer, fermented three times etc etc). I like a good glass of wine to accompany a meal. Sometimes I'll go for the whiskey option. It all sort of depends. -Z
you're both missing a point. It's tha same what you're drinking. The main thing is that you get drunk. Other than that, you're a beginner. So wahtever has alcohol in it, is good. (yes, practising...)
like I said: Damm... Well an imaginary gorilla on the whole is better than a non imaginary monkey.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esZ15n6_5JY My favorite depends on my mood and pocket book: When times are good I tend towards a Macallan's. When things are a little tight and the going gets a little harder, well then I tend to stay on my lonesome and in the cold of night, get up on the roof and howl at the moon in the company of my only friend, Yukon Jack.
Well maybe the coyotes are just pissed-off that the tanks are ruining their game, so they came down to see what the tank people eat..? Also I don't think coyotes are going to be as stupid as domestic dogs, so you better not mess with them. If they attack you, the Mcloud method is NOT going to be as effective as the Smith&Wesson method, Winchester, Baretta, H&K, Colt, Ruger, Reamington.....et cetera methods.... If you are some place that more than one coyote is attacking you, you are in the WRONG place. Be Careful Dude!!!!!
Forgive me al but I can't figure out what or who TP is? Sometimes the answer is staring me in the face, like when you are walking around the house saying "where are my fuckin car keys?" and they are in your hand, you know? but what or who is TP? Did you mean TB for tyskie butleka or something? TP means tyskie polish or what?
http://www.nowtoronto.com/daily/story.cfm?content=171967 October 29, 2009 Toronto: "Local singer dies in coyote attack An up-and-coming Toronto musician's life tragically cut short. " I would say a bit too often lately.....
When in a mood for something soft the frog's drinking this: Or some cheaper single malt whisky. (Notice the lack of "y" in the name... I don't drink whiskey) When beer's on the tap, the frog goes local: from a brewery just few miles from where frog's lair is... or: from not-so-far away from frog's lair. BTW- both beers are avaible in US and Canada, but I could hardly find them in Europe or UK... strange- ain't that?
Bring us back from off off topic to just off topic, my favorite liquor is an open one. Drinking fine liquor is how I imagine what getting a high class call girl would be like. Cheap liquor is how I imagine a relationship with an ugly woman. The fine liquor blowing your mind after a few shots to be put in the cupboard for later, and the cheaper liquor requiring a commitment to get anywhere near where you wanted to go with that. Keep in mind that I've never been laid, so this little analogy may be a bit off. Let me know how close it fits though. That way I can start saving money for the call girl.
hmmm, beginner.... First things first. To save money and to get the best possible call girl, drink the cheapest shit possible. Window cleaner will do. (Though you might get blind for that, but hey, that way you can get the cheaper call girl since you can't see her. That's a win-win situation.) Or Get drunk. Forget the women. Drinking and women is a worst possible combination. You might wake up wight something you're scared of. (yes, practising again.....)
In Toronto the public health department did a study and found out that 100% of all call girls had 1 or more sexually transmitted diseases. In other countries around the world you will see the same scenario. 1 in 4 Americans have an STD, Uncles is one of them. I guarantee it. Call girls are the same as street hookers. Same thing. Escorts, call girls. All of them are sluts with diseases. Buy a bottle of grand Marnier and have a shot, that way you won't need a shot. B52's. Kahlua on the bottom, Baileys Irish cream, then Grand Marnier on top. Better than a slut. Red headed slut - Peach Schnaaps, cranberry juice, Jagermeister Liquid cocaine - Goldschlager on the botton, jagermeister on top. I used to make around 50 of these on a Saturday night. This is how to layer a drink, use a spoon.
As many times as I have tried, as many times as I have approached alcohol poisoning, I have yet to get the infamous "beer goggles." No shit. I've saved many a drinking buddy from a fate worse than death. The only time that one of my friends had to gnaw off his arm was the night I didn't go drinking. For that very reason, I hate pubbing. "Hey mumble! Is this bitch ugly?" "Dude, I'm hammered and still wouldn't hit that!" (Fuck my life.)
