HA Biles made you look! okay Im movin to Kincardine. If you don't hear from me anymore it's cuz God killed me. The population of my town is about 500,000. kincardine is about 8,000 or somethin, but they have an airport and decent pizza I hope.
My pet gorilla is actually living in the Toronto Zoo. Charles. All of Jayroc's art was actually done by Charles. Charles Likes Pink Floyd, and he has Jenna Jameson's real phone number. Sometimes Tito Ortiz answers the phone, my gorilla gets mad, Tito gives the phone to Jenna, etc. Charles likes to sit in the backseat of my Cadillac when I drive around Toronto. His favorite fighter is anderson silva and he likes bacalhau Assadono forno and Cabrito with Heinz ketchup. Gorillas are illegal in Kincardine, but my lawyer is working on a special permit if he can play the bagpipes in the Santa Claus parade on Dec. 1st 2011 in Kincardine. Carlos Santana is a charachter witness in Charle's court case this June. Charles had two tickets to the Royal wedding but we couldn't afford plane tickets to London, plus Charles says the Royal family is a "welfare bum family." He smokes marijuana he gets from Zoo keepers for singing stairway to heaven by Led Zeppelin to zoo guests. Charles only wears Dolce and Gabbana cologne and every year he gets a birthday card from Karl Lagerfeld. He only wears Tommy Hilfiger underwear. Charles plays trumpet on this song
Author of "Naked Lunch" and has/had the same favorite side arm; .45cal 1911a well.... actually second favorite side arm......
