P-47 designed by a Russian!

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  1. black hornet

    black hornet Well-Known Member

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    Good heavens. How do the board members feel about this shocking news??!!




    Spit looks similiar to the HE 70. Shocking eh?
    http://www.militaryfactory.com/imag...70-blitz_3.jpg&sCurrentDescriptor=High-angled

    Canadian Beverley Shenstone, the young chief aerodynamicist at Supermarine was greatly impressed by the Gunther brothers' mathematically 'ideal' elliptical metal wings on the He-70 in the early 30s, and influenced Reginald Mitchell to include that profile in his Spitfire design.


    Shenstone was Canadian? What a shock!
     
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    Not shocking, just annoying, coming from you.
     
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    Wait till we find out who made a different looking wheel, designed after the first one!
     
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    I get the impression internet trolling was originally invented in Nazi Germany, and everyone else has been trying to copy them ever since.
     
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    The Nazis have a time machine? Then Hitler was retarded.
     
  7. looseleaf

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    Good God ! P-47 was designed by TWO Russians ! No, make that

    One Russian, One Georgian ! How did they ever get along???


    Those bastards LIED too ! They obviously copied the superior Germanic designs of Kurt Tank and the Fw 190 !!

    All viscous lies that the P-47 was the refinement of the P-35 and the SEV-3...

    those bastard Russians stole the German time machine and went forward in time knowing full well the superior engineering of the Germans and got the plans of the Fw190 !


    Everything got so confusing when Russians got a hold of the German time machine that a group of Russian engineers and test pilots got lost and arrived at the Bell Aircraft factory. Having discovered their mistake too late, they agreed to help-out and helped Bell make an all new plane, the P-63.

    As a joke the Germans played a trick on another Russian-American immigrant and turned the secret superior German aircraft technology plans 90 degrees when sending it by special Japanese fax machine.
    This gave Sikorsky the idea for the helicopter.

    Due to a glitch in the German time travel machine and the Germans playing another trick, this time the Germans went back in time to pre WW1 and the superior technology of the BMW radial engine was mis-copied on purpose; they showed the French Gnome-Rhone engine factory the plans with the propeller attached to the cylinders and the crankshaft mounted to the fuselage!

    When the Germans returned to their own time, much to their harassment they discovered they had still lost WW1 !


    :D
     
  8. T-U-R-B-O

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    Don't give up your day job.
     
  9. looseleaf

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    It's always nice to see a mother defend her son no matter what...


    almost brings tears to the eyes...

    :rose:
     
  10. T-U-R-B-O

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    Isn't it beautiful.

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  11. looseleaf

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    "That's OK my little black hornie, your big mama turbeau will always be there at FHWB Forum to stroke your ego.. er .. ah be your alter ego.. er ...ah.. never mind, you can look those words up in the online dictionary ... now it's time for your breast feeding ... we'll get David Hasselhoff's autograph another day..."
     
  12. mumble

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    I tweaked it a bit. Hope you like it. :D
     
  13. looseleaf

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    HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!

    Great one !!!

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