Poparanoia

Discussion in 'Warbirds International' started by graatz, May 24, 2006.

  1. graatz

    graatz Well-Known Member

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    The pope is visiting poland these days, friday i think.

    In order to not get the pope offended the visited cities authorities decided that the huge wall-sized Da Vinci posters should be removed from the buildings for the time of the visit.

    In order to not get the pope offended the TV adverts of tampons, shower gels and any adverts showing naked bodies are to be suspended from emitting for the time of the visit.

    In order to not get the pope offended beer cannot be bought in the visited cities, and vodka cannot be bought in visited voivodships for the time of the visit.

    The authorities asked for the reasons of such moves produced the utterance where no three adjacent words put together made any meaning.

    Is it the pope poland invited? Or the inquisitor kurwa general? Fucking retards.
     
  2. BarT

    BarT Well-Known Member

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    yeah fucking retards... too bad I'm livin' here://
     
  3. big-jo

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    i dont know if to laugh or to insult
     
  4. vasco

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    fucking outrageous!

    are they trying to prevent the pope from getting a stiffy?

    @bart: dweebs like those guys are everywhere
     
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  5. airfax

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    Make an insult and laugh afterwards. Kinda 2in1 reaction.

    :D
     
  6. -al---

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    fuck that - I don't have to go to classes :D
    viva la pope :D

    @airfax: your jokes got reeeeeaaaaaaly witty lately :)
     
  7. BarT

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    is it stated somewhere (like constitution) that Poland is catholic country? Cuz' if not, I'm really fuckin against free classes because Pope is coming... omg I'm so fuckin against... And everything is because East-Poland-B-3rdworld voted for PiS. I really hate you idiots!
     
  8. -frog-

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    I teach in a private school... and I was fuckin' proud to announce, that no matter Pope or meteorite, my classes will begin as usual on friday.

    As for beer- the papal visit does not reach my region, so no problem for me... but the Cracow and Warsaw restaurators/retailers must be really pissed.

    One thing more- although I believe that Dan Brown is a moron of the purest kind, there will be posters for "Code" hangin' freely in my city :D Just because the pest (err.. the visit) does not reach us.
     
  9. beryl

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    fuckin inquisition :/
     
  10. Ziomek

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    "I teach in a private school... and I was fuckin' proud to announce, that no matter Pope or meteorite, my classes will begin as usual on friday.
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    Ask your students , i wonder what they will say . Lol
     
  11. beryl

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    If they think about future, they should be happy too
     
  12. -al---

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    they paid for those classes so they'll be happy :) If I was one of them I'd be happy also :)
    But I don't pay for my friday classes (1 boring english class) and I'm happy I don't have to waste 3,5h of a beautiful day to attend that shit.
    Pope or not, I'm happy they're cancelled. Sue me.
     
  13. vasco

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    no, their parents pay for that, they don't give a fuck :D
     
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    @al: mainly because I have a really "witty" friend, and I just rob his sayings....

    but I'm taking classes to become original.
     
  15. -frog-

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    You're perfectly right vasco :)
    But since they don't give a fuck I hope they'll be relligious enough ;) not to attend those classes... which I am fully paid for.

    The only things that scare me are my contract and the atheists.
    It says that I'm obliged to give the class even if only one of 7-9 students attends.
     
  16. graatz

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    I wouldnt hope ALL of your students will go see the pope then :) You go to work too.

    But to have friday free i needed to take a day off, and due to the PM's ordinance all government organisations have friday free. Like what, the pope only came to those having .gov.pl in their email?

    Fuck it, im buying a crate of beer and go sailing, farewell and adieu to you, Spanish ladies.. :@drunk:
     
  17. -al---

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    have a storm ;)
     
  18. -frog-

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    Żegnajcie nam więc hiszpańskie dziewczyny...

    A ja zaiwaniam jutro na 7:00 do roboty :D
     
  19. graatz

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    You wish i was eliminated for calling you a polish cheater! You polish cheater!
     
  20. Vadim Maksimenko

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    Gentlemen, you're really funny :D Just curious, when Poland will start bonfires for the heresy due to pope's visit? :p