Selfie: Biles

Discussion in 'Off Topic International' started by hezey, Jul 5, 2016.

  1. hezey

    hezey Well-Known Member

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    I AM FINE, this image is a disguise.
    I makin you feel bad? Send me money then.
     
  2. FranzAugust

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    wtf did Obama do to your country?
     
  3. Mcloud

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    lol franz.

    biles, I think you should adjust the clippers a bit.. you know, go shorter.

    Hows everything at the lions club condo?.

    I have trained a coyote. he comes around at night to kill rabbits, he comes up from the river. I gave him 5 bucks worth of deli pastrami and he went GAGA. comes around all the time now.

    and its nice to see you are still alive...

    hello? :confused:

    :cheers:
     
  4. Uncles

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    In this photo he looks like an Austrian! Nicht wahr? :cheers:
     
  5. hezey

    hezey Well-Known Member

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    It is my fuck off look. A mugger would be a total retard to try robbing me. 1: I look like I am broke. 2: More missing teeth that teeth. 3: I have marks on my face that look like old wound scars - they are, really, strange marks that are growing on me and it seems most of em look like they caused by ice pick attacks. 4: I smell really bad.
    If none of that works, then I [5:] take the hat off so a mugger can see my ears.
     
  6. Mcloud

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    That hat is hurtin bud. But it goes with your beard.
     
  7. hezey

    hezey Well-Known Member

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    Since I was sick, then got better, all my beard hair has gone from fluffy and soft, to Bristly and Stiff, like a wires on a brush. It is weird watching myself get old. I don't care about hair, on my beard OR MY BACK as much as I care about [deleted]. When [deleted] stops working, I am gonna cash in my chips.
     
  8. looseleaf

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    Dammm.... You look like Kilgore Trout !!!!!
     

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    Ai ai ai, we are definitely in Vonnegut territory; you're right.
     
  10. looseleaf

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    HEZ!!! ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?????