Jayroc and I were thinking of a way to make some money. Well it's pretty hard to make money from mental problems, so that leaves it up to Jayroc. I told him that a Van Gogh piece recently sold at Sotheby's for more money than we will ever make in a lifetime combined. So he gets out the Eisel and starts painting. 3 hours later he is finished, it's pretty good stuff. He calls it "A woman and beers". Well I couldn't help but notice that it looked kinda similar to a certain piece by Pablo Picasso from 1937 called "A woman in tears", currently held at the Musee' Picasso in Paris, France, with an estimated auction sale value of US $340,000. It really isn't surprising at all, considering that Both Jayroc and Picasso are definately in the upper echelons of talent in the oil on canvas medium. Even the most artistically illiterate, untrained eye can easily see the remarkable similarities between Jayroc and Picasso. Frankly, I think that maybe Jayroc has a slight edge on ol' Picasso, but maybe I'm biased in that regard, since we have known each other since birth. Now what I can't figure out is why the fuck Picasso gets US $340,000 for "A woman in tears" but all I could get for "A woman and beers" was US $0.82 cents on Ebay. Sold to a certain Molly Fisher of Scranton, Pennsylvania, USA. FYI: Picasso's is the one on the left, Jayroc's is on the right.
i hav come to a conclusion after lookin at all mcloud post ther can be only 1 explanashun for his fascination with penis he is john bobbitt (yes it is real story) mcloud its ur lucky day i am replacin ur quote in my signature with a new one
Hey, sex sells. Oh, one of the subtleties of Jayroc's art is that you will notice he will show a cock, but never the face attached to it. So who's cock is it? That is left up to the imagination. The only exception to this rule is in the case that the cock is belonging to a bear, dog, wolf, goat, whale, shark, gorilla, or monkey. You see, if you create a "void", an unkown, in a piece of art, it forces the mind to conjure, to imagine. This is the flame of the human spirit, creativity. Picasso makes you think, "why is she crying?" Jayroc makes you think, "STUFF YOUR COCK DOWN THE BITCH'S THROAT, WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE" My personal fav at the moment. Corpus Hypercubes - Salvador Dali 1954, New york Metropolitan Museum of Art
rofl, that dali one; its like, "is prince valiant gonna float up that & fuck that chick in the g-string!?!?" still not as funny as jayrox photoshop of the pic@ss0
Roland there was no photoshop used at all. It was done in the "Paint" program that comes with windows, that's it. I think that the chick in a g string is actually a guy, and the prince is a woman..
Dali is one of my all time favourites...totally insane but makes great sense... Maybe Jay should try something like "soft watches"....?
