Stupid NonScotch-Drinkin Knownuthin JDGI*

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  1. hezey

    hezey Well-Known Member

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    * JDGI = Just Doesn't Get It


    Red Label and some crap from Japan and uh [I forget] was the only Scotch was me only choices.
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    Having a drink at little local pub, I love it.
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    Guy says to me, he says, "Ooooh, whyfore you ordern a scotch and a beer?" I said, "Uh, shot o Scotch ,you know? And beer chaser." And then, he says, "Yeah, I get that... I mean, why you do that?" I said, "Well, this Scotch here is awful, but the beer ain't........
    And so, he says, "Yeah, uh, and uh then, uh..... !what?! Uh, uh,...
    still man, that scotch is awful, Man!
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    it is awful right?
    Sure, yeah. So?

    See, beer isn't awful, I drink it after the Scotch, not before.....see?
     
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  3. hezey

    hezey Well-Known Member

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    I like to have one scotch not four
     
  4. Red Ant

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    Beer is best mixed with ... wait for it, BANANA juice, giving the delicious Bananenweizen. :D
     
  5. hezey

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    I dunno if you being FunnyDeutches or uh, what.... But, if you bein serious, I would say, hey tart fruit juice is pretty good with beer, yup!
    When my little boy [he isn't little anymore] fell nausea-sick like sometimes happens, ya know? Can't keep food down..... My mum used to give her kids ANY soda drink that we enjoyed, and she had good reason, when a kid [or anyone] can't keep food or drink down, he loses a lot of chemicals we like to call vitamins and minerals.... Many salts and some types of sugar and lots of other stuff too, but the salt and sugar are very important, immediate needs.
    Well, when my boy was sick, I gave him beer with lemonade mixed 50/50 and he loved it. I like it too. And it isn't good just when ya are have flu or cold, it is also.....
    REALLY TASTY.
    Peace
     
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  6. Red Ant

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    No, I'm 100% serious. I love that stuff. Can't stand beer by itself (yes, I know, I should probably get my German citizenship revoked :p), but add a little banana juice and suddenly I like it.

    But anyway, why drink the Scotch at all if it's so awful?
     
  7. wurge-

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    Yeah, "Wells Banana Beer" is really good. Actually, banana is a flavour that you can find in some Weiss ("wheat") beers or some Witbiers.

    S! old winged friends!
     
  8. wurge-

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    Dear hezey,

    try some Bourbon Whisky. it has more than 50% of corn. it makes the taste really sweet.

    check six low - 2 dots from f15.

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