Today I went to a Polish delicatessen in my town, and ordered 200 grams of genoa salami. This lady looks at me like she's really mad and she gets the Genoa and then I asked her to get 200 grams of German Salami, and she goes crazy. She starts talking in Polish (swearing) because she knows I'm not Polish and she doesn't want me there. She starts talking really loudly in Polish but I can tell she's not talking to me. Then another lady comes out from the back room and says "Can I help you?" I tell her I want 200 grams of Swiss cheese. Hmm. So then the first lady comes over and gives me my German salami, and she turn to leave. I said to her (in my best Polish/Borat accent) "Ina my country we say to let a womans work in a deli, is like to let a monkey fly a plane."
