This just in: HEZEY HAS ALZHEIMER'S!!!!!!

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  1. hezey

    hezey Well-Known Member

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    Yup.
    HAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHA
    ....

    Uh, what was I just talkin about?
     
  2. hezey

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    Is this you is jokin again and bein funny, see?

    or

    is this you bein serious?

    :confused:
     
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    well at least you won't have to go live in some lions club (masonic) non profit housing type of thing cuz you already live there. Those places give you alzheimers. :eek:
     
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    Biles forgot he changed his name to Hezey imo.
    Hezey forgot his password too

    %) :rolleyes:
     
  7. hezey

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    Also forgot most of school years.
    This is not a lodge.
    This is a apartment complex with cheap rent and after my next stroke, I won't have to go stay in a hospital [I would rather suicide]. This place is a good place for a guy whose health is failing, I know where I am going......
    SO, what you gonna do when your health fades, you gonna go spend the last years of your life in a hospital???????
    Not me.
    I am not gonna die for a while yet. Every day is pretty good. When it all ends?
    I won't give a fuck. I won't be thinking. I will be, well, what I was before.
    Nothing.



    https://youtu.be/IlH22kZFwf8
     
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  8. Mcloud

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    Hezey, if you really have been diagnosed with Alzheimers, and you're not joking around or anything, well my heart goes out to you..

    Sometimes people smoke a big joint and they think they have Alzheimers but they are just high on weed and big pharma stuff.

    I know one person who had Alzheimers for 7 years, she was smiling right up to the end.
     
  9. Mcloud

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    Oh yeah, I haven't brushed my teeth with toothpaste for 8 years. toothpaste is toxic (duh).
    Dentists said my teeth were "excellent".

    No mercury based injections either.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl1RVsoi9rQ
     
  10. hezey

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    Toothbrush and a cup of water is just fine. Yup.
    I haven't been diagnosed with alzhimer's.


    Can't roll over in my sleep, need to wake up to roll over.
    Worse than having a bad back....
    Permanent hard-on disorder, or syndrome. And there are a family of modern meds just for that condition, all made out of amphetamine, codien, cocaine, caffeine and ASA [Big pharma's stock in trade, dope, same old same old yankee snake oil, yup]
     
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    you o'd on viagra or a similar substance. admit it.
     
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    Nope. Never needed that stuff. SOme guys figure it is time [my grandad did this] to die when the pecker istnet interested any more.
    If the pecker isn't interested, that will often mean it is The Last Straw in this thing called life.
    For me, it would be pretty bad to lose the enjoyment. Not sure if I would JUST GIVE UP, but I am 56, there is lots to do still, even if the pecker does stop responding to beauty, aroma, voice, the tiny tiny hairs a woman has that are, all in them selves, another senseory mechanizm.
    Yup Mac, I like life.
    BUT am very away I could croak, ANY time, every day is like this. Think it bugs me? Not really.
    BUT living badly would sure bug me. I live well, loving it, every day.


    I haven't had a really bad day in 8 years. And silly shit, doesn't make a bad day, like rain or running out of money before pay day, that isn't a BAD sort of thing, it is just life.
    A bad day is uh, having a heart attack. Yup
    Or other things, sure, BUt I haven't had a bad day in, I already said that.

    Peace!
     
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    Hez, what is your average day like? Are you still working?

    You'll outlive us all, I reckon :znaika: As they say in Italy: cento anni :)
     
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    Well, I work, yes, but am not paid money for it.
    I do some volunteering.
    Aand yup, I might live a long long time. I seem to do alright except I cannot chase around a socekr ball. BUT I wouldn\t do that at my age anyway.
    Of my four grandparents, three lived into late 90s. One got a cancer, which is like a bad dice roll, I figure. I think I might benifit from those genes, as far as longevity goes, IF I don't get cancer or hit by a bus.....

    GAYA.
    Is my mum.
     
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    Korsakow maybe.
     
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    Good to hear you're alive and kickin'..... Haven't been here for some time...

    Yes, live every day like it's a gift.. because it is !!!!!

    :cheers:
     
  18. looseleaf

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    Yes, stay away from all things mercury and aluminum.. deodorants, vaccines, toothpastes,

    Get rid of all aluminum cooking utensils too !!!!!

    Yes, 100 years.. of good living!!!!

    I'm running around Europe now, having a great time in Italy...

    but they all have strange tastes in Scotch... all these off brands....

    can't find one I like .. so far.....

    :cheers:
     
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    Aw man, biles, you better be BS'ing us. Then again, loose may have a point. Given my unhealthy life style, I'll probably kick the bucket way before you all. :p
     
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