Unemployed copper chopper

I am drunk and stoned right now. Yah. It's Thursday.
Yah. I just told my boss, via email, in a very well written biles-like effort, to, hehe, fuck off.
And yah know full fuckin well that a man HAS to get drunk the night he quits his job, right?
I mean, your'e supposed to, you obligated almost. Like.
Right?

So I got this beer see?
And this funny lookin stuff that smells like a skunk's asshole. It is hard and kinda crunchy, which means it's been dried nicely and I ain't getting ripped off when I get 3.5 grams of it.
So I am so fucking rockin now, right? And the people upstairs don't even mind me playing the music and whoop in it up, all by myself down here, because I told them I quit my job and was gonna be fucked up for the night, okay?
Well, between Half SPeed Mastered LPs on me dual cs 622 with the shure fuckin I can't remember the model number cartridge with the hypereliptical needle piped into me old Pioneer SX 1070 monster shackled to a pair of fuckin Bose 901 [took me 2 years of overtime savings to fix them. I found em in a barn and there were things living in them] all the nieghbours hate me stereo ANALOGUE FUCKIN RULES MAN!!!!!
120 w per channel RMS of analogue ass kicken fuckin 30 HZ fuck the nieghbours.
I am playing my heart out.
But wait.
So, I stop for a cry, between side one and side two, see? It is quiet, nice spring night,door is open.
So there is this fuckin racket, outside right?
It is one of those quiet kinds of helicopters. The ones that just go [sound like lip noises].
And the thing is out,above me house again, hoverin, like that other time I wrote about those fuckin cops huntin some poor fuckin crack head out, on foot, steelin copper.
Fuck.
So I been, every time the thing swings around in it's orbit over to my place, I been dashing outside with a powerful light and shinin it up to em, to get their attention.
And I been naked.

 

Don't sweat it dummies. I am fine. I got a handle on this, lots of contacts. I am intellignet and agrgessiev and antisocial forensic, perfect.
Notice I haven't said the G word?
Fuck, what is the need?
Fuck MacLoud, you gotta send me a fuckin pm with a fuckin email or soemthin. Fuck. I think you and I, we could be like, each other's muse and I think, we could be like fuckin Niven and Pournelle or, fuck, uh, Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea.
Fuck.
I am serious, man.

 

Hey, didja know, ya can get koss headphones at a radio shack? And koss is really fuckin good.
Like this shit I am listenin to right now.

 

Yes KOSS products are excellent.

I have a Denon stereo. Amplifier, single CD player, and tuner. Advent speakers. The system is excellent, 18 years old and never had a problem.

But I had problems with headphones. It seems kinda retarded to me that you spend $2469.59 for a stereo system, and then you spend 80% of the time listening to it with $32.00 headphones. I don't understand that.

The brain is an organ. It works a certain way. Now the premise of Psychology is that we are constantly trying to understand the world around us. When I see the whole world spending a ton of money on a stereo and then listening to it with a set of 32.00 headphones, I don't understand it. You get that feeling of it's "me against the world" kinda thing.

So I decided I would do what the retarded people do and buy a set of cheap headphones to go with my $2469.59 stereo, thinking "I am normal, I am not retarded. I don't understand what I'm doing right now, but I'm avoiding the stress of being the only person in the world with a set of good headphones to go with my good stereo."

I go through a pair of Sennheiser headphones. Next I go through a pair of whatever they were. And then another, big black leather heavy things that were supposed to be good.

Then I get a set of Koss headphones, 14 years old. They work really good.

Now when you see the people in the world around you doing things that you don't understand, and you get that feeling that maybe you are retarded and the rest of the world is normal, relax because in nearly every case you will find that the rest of the world is retarded.

Reminds me of that song by talking heads. Once in a lifetime.

Once in a Lifetime
-----------------------

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful
wife
And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

Water dissolving...and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean
Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right?...Am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself

MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

 

Listening to a $2469.59 stereo on ANY kind of HEADPHONES is in the ludicrous department also...

 

gettin a flowerpot dropped on yer head by the upstairs neighbours is in the ludicrous dept too...
Headphones are for a good reason.

And too, a good pair of electrostatic headphones rivals the finest speakers.
I'm serious.

 

I live in a detached house

The finest pair of headphones you can get can't rival the finest piece of speakers available.

If I had that kind of cash I'd get myself a nice, decent, FLAT pool table, rather than getting a stand alone stereo system.

I use a soundblaster btw. Somehow I doubt the perceptive sound quality difference is $2400.
But well, whatever floats yer boat.

 

Loudspeakers can be used in a space. All headphones are are tiny loudspeakers that ain't loud. they lack the volume to broadcast into a space. They don't have enough throw.
When I want broadcast sound, I gots me Boses. And I do love them so.

 

I got a fkn dvd 5.1 setup that was not thrown up on by GF (cause of size) So I got a danish system. Good enough, but a bit weak in OOMPH, sdaly (crystal else, but a bit on the timid side)

So I now have a devious plan. I'll get a 4x100 amp for the car, roll out the old QM Drum from its winter dwelling ( has been in the garage for a few years ) exchange the old crackly 5" in the doors and then get brain damage driving to and from work, since it's fkn impossible to get some OOMPH at home cause of gfs and kids and neighbours and fk all .

I have a really old 2+2 JVC amp+radio, had it wired with a cdplayer and a pioneer turntable. but I had to remove turntable when kids poped up, and then I couldnt use the big speakers cause of the kids wouldnt let em be and so on and crap.

Now= small new meek system.
2.1 to the puter that sounds ok but no OOMPH

What's left? The car. The Hyundai (GF dont wanna drive it cause its low, its rickety and it's sensitive for bad roads (which we have a lot of here. We send all our money to EU so they can build a new HWY thru spain, but our roads begin to look as roads in Estonia did 1985-ish. Thanx a bunch, asswipy politician, why can't we apply for som e cash to fix OUR roads? )).

 

well, it's going to be a "rockin" huyndai...

If you want a car that really shakes, buy mine. Every braking is an experience...(no need of boom-things)

 

Remeber this: each time a woman tells you that size doesn't matter...
she lies



@reub: If you want to see really bad roads come and visit They don't come any worse than what we have here. And despite the UE money too. Let's see if we can cope with building a decent highway net till 2012, so you won't have to watch all the matches on big screens by the road while being stuck in gigantic traffic jams.

 

Poland is going down the hole too...

 

you care to elaborate?

 

air: I thought we agreed that I did not buy the red POS?

al: also E-coded roads crap? I mean like E4, E18 and so on... Dunno which you might have there...
smaller roads has been shit here for 10 years, but lately also the major HWys have been neglected. they build som enew parts, but where maintenance is needed, there's no money (supposedly )

 

It's not only the quality of the surface that's the problem, many roads undergoing heavy traffic are narrow, not enough lanes ect.

A new HW strip around Poznań has 2 lanes each way, the road that leads out of town to that HW has 3 lanes each way - WTF?

 

All clits are tiny penises that ain't big.

 

You have one already. Have a matching pair
(cheap summer, the BigRedPOS costs only about 700?'s to fix this year...)

 

hooray air!!
With this rate, you will only need to pay 235EUR next year

sry bout that...
(I had to tension handbrake wire on huyndai, thats it )

Dont buy asian shitcars, get sth with quality, eh ?

ROFL Poor guy

 

Biles, not sure if you've found a new job yet, but if you get a job on a horseranch be careful, nomesAyin'?.. like occupational hazards 'n stuff...don't wear any of that cheap musk cologne, cuz you never know if one of them horses is gonna "swing" that way.....n/m......
I used to work on a horseranch, had a rough time, but nothing involving anything like this. Don't stare at it too long, or you'll end up like me, spending 200 bucks a night on viagra and freakin out on the sofa at 3:45 am on a weeknight.

 

"Damn Mcloud you is one bad ass muthuhfuckuh!
For the last three days I thought that was the 12" cock
you was always braggin' about!"

-Yours Truly,
Leroy Washington