Comrade, calm your nerves! Don't gasp - you are at work! If you succeed to fulfill the plan - tell everyone to get lost, if you fail to do so - to go and fuck themselves
My old mechanical wind-up translator, Tovarish Traztativka Lieca T72 is broken. It keeps translating something like this: "I with my hammer, my commrads with their sickle Death to nazi stooges and they can suck my pickle."
LOOSELEAF reminds me of Lt. Steven Hauk from the movie Good Morning, Vietnam. You know the guy who said "Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny."
Your passive-aggressiveness remarks remind me also of a comment from that movie: "...the white man in most need of a blow job I have ever met." But then again I could be wrong; from reading all your postings, you may not be white and you are certainly not a man.... In the traditional sense. By the way, I agree with you; I am not funny at all. You are FAR more funny than I ever could be.