why the fuck

Discussion in 'Warbirds International' started by -afi--, Dec 29, 2004.

  1. -afi--

    -afi-- Well-Known Member

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    is this forum so fucking boring in the last 2 weeks.

    Jesus fucking christ, someone cause some drama.

    edit: and yes I realize it's all been on "constructive" topics. I am tired of reading about planes for once.
     
  2. sebbo

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    Maybe it's because I've been gone? :)
     
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    It's because I tried to rape some 15 yrs old kittens around Christmas time.
     
  4. Red Ant

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    Then perhaps it's not a particularly brilliant idea to visit a FLIGHT SIM forum? Ever considered checking out new forums about such things as gardening, cooking ... or knitting?
    ;)
     
  5. biles

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    I was posted at a big complex full of restaraunts. Nothing but restarunts in the place, it is like a theme, sort of.
    The biggest of the eating places was this fancy, 500 dollar meal joint run by some heathen bastards from some other country.
    The had some arson guys come in and arson the place and then try to get out of the place from the wrong, NONopening door and got trapped and had to phone the cops on themselves.
    So there ain't no0 insurance for the heathens that hired the arsonists.
    It has been three weeks since the place got burned. There is food, LOTS of food in the HUGE freezers inside the place. The food is now rotten.
    I had to work yesterday while the restoration guys were dressed in rubber suits and wearing masks and rubber boots and gloves. The all looked like Battlestar Galactica Guys.
    And JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY, I could NOT BELIVE the stuff them heathens was eating. And the stuff they was eating is DISGUSTING when it is rotten.
    A list of the stuff I recognized as it was getting hauled out and then dumped:
    Lobsters [rotten lobsters, think about it].
    pigs, about 200 pigs [rotten pigs, think about it].
    about one hundred of [I swear to god] what looked like PUPPIES. Yes, PUPPIES.
    Bugs. there were these boxes, with felt kinda linings. In those boxes was these foot long bugs. Yep, bugs. Again, BUGS. And they was rotten too, but I know a foot fuckin long bug when I see one.
    There was a 500 gallon drum with eels in it. The whole thing was, well, rotten eels.
    A 500 gallon drum full of whale lice.
    another 500 gallon drum full of crabs, rotten crabs.
    Lizards, these two foot long lizards. JESUS. LIZARDS, yeah!
    [I am not sure of the whale lice thing, maybe they were some native species of bug from the same place the heathen bastards came from.
    I spend all day long outside, upwind.

    Should have seen all the heathens trying to [hurry hurry hurry] cut across the parts I had put YELLOW tape around clearly marked HAZARD.
    I would say, "HEY, don't go there, go AROUND. And the heathen and his family or his wife, would smile and say, 'hungmung dig dong wong ching.' And fuckin ARGUE with me[hurry hurry hurry]. And I would back off and wait for some slop that was the food the heathen bastards were goin into the place next door to have, bugs and puppies would come flying oputta the chute they had from the upstairs and chunks of rotten heathen food would whizz everywhere and you shoudl have seen those heathen bastards move fast to get the fuck outta the way.
    And I would grin and say, 'hey! Only two bucks a plate! Have a nice day, stupid...'
     
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    -afi-- Well-Known Member

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    Hahha Red Ant :) usually it's not about flight sim talk though, it's usually about, I dunno, not flight sims.

    Excellent story to Biles.

    Smooches to bas and kutya.
     
  7. airfax

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    hey, THAT'S why we have had so many constructive threads :p

    airfax :)
    :@drunk:
     
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    *slaps Airfax around a bit with a large trout*
     
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    hahaa! I won't be fooled for that again! Go slap zembla or stuff that trout up your ass!!!

    airfax :@drunk:

    (@all: see, sebbo returned and this is what discussion became...) :p
     
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    "Stand back folks, and allow me to show my special kind of magic!"

    POOOF!

    "Ehm, does anyone have an other thread for me? I think I broke this one....."
     
  11. airfax

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    LMAO!!!
    Nice one seb :) shows you haven't lost your sense of humour despite your marriage (yet, but you will....) :p
    airfax :@drunk:
     
  12. Zembla JG13

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    Eehhh, try to keep me out of this :eek:

    I'd rather you hit him back than tell him to hit me ;)

    <Z>
     
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    P.S. Sorry if I disappointed you this time. I promise I'll strike out of nowhere, as usual, at some later date ;).

    heartc
     
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    Who're you kidding? You're the one with that fishslapping page right? RIGHT?
    So get your shit together and go do some serious bitchslapping (with trout, of course) :@popcorn: . You prolly know Sebbos whereabouts better than me...Say hi to his wife for me... :D

    airfax :@drunk:
     
  16. thefox

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    Re: why the ****

    It's why we have the flooding thread above.
     
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    I had the grease, the rubber tubing, three puppies and a handy coil of rope all set up. I was having a great time, the tension was becoming unbearable. I had just euthenized the last puppie prior to insertion, I was ready to explode, but I was holding off for another minute. And then my room mate's girlfriend barged into my room.
    At least I HAVE COMMON COURTESY and muffle the puppies when she is lurking in this house: She never learned to knock.
    What an inconsiderate bitch.
     
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    -afi-- Well-Known Member

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    Whhhhhat the fuck were you doing Biles?

    And Heartc, come back you fuck :)
     
  19. Kutya

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    Anal-yzing puppies... that's gross.