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If she goes to about 1,20m height she'd cut a looong thing there

 

http://www.twizted.nl/?id=xxx

"xxx"= name, f.e. http://www.twizted.nl/?id=Broz

 

does it work for Bitch?

 

if u can red spanish, this one's more complex:
http://name.esgay.com/

oh, and they change the articles regularly

 

LOL!!

 

http://d60.yousendit.com/D/3F588O3A0ES160ZI1X9CYG1T49/porhhhacerelidiota.wmv


¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡por cabrón!!!!!!!!! loooooooool

 

Geez, poor guy...

 

birdie

[Right click on the white letters and save target as]

 

Stolen from another forum

 

All in all it's easier than napszcyljego

 

HOW TO BE ANNOYING

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

Drum on every available surface.

Remove every line of someone's .newsrc file except the entry for alt.sex.fetish.hamster.duct-tape.

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.

Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".

At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".

As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

Finish the 99 bottles of beer on the wall song.

Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.

Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

Ask people what gender they are.

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.

Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and
see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".

Sing along at the opera.

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy".

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".

Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."

Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see a "magic picture".

 

Surely, you mean to say we should polerowac the Polski furniture?

 

Lol, when i lived in Madrid we did that. Just we were too lazy to take the tree and lights off the living room, and it stood there until August (IIRC). Visitors looked at it with a weird face, as we were at about 44ºC back then

Btw, you could have added the post here and make a compendium

 

i use to leave stuff in my refrigerator for a long time. visitors look at it with a weird face, although it's only 4ºC

 

You keep a christmas tree there too?

 

actually that's a good idea. a chopped christmas tree, in a bag, in the cooler

 

Actually, i'd prefer to keep it in the fireplace. At least some use after all

 

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA, que puto ascoooooo

 

LMAO!!!