Try this out and post the results Pick the month (number) you were born in: 1 I fell in love with 2 I ate a 3 I smacked 4 I sang to 5 I gave my number to 6 I murdered 7 I shot 8 I gave a lap dance to 9 I choked on 10 I *****ed out 11 I had sex with 12 I humped Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1 A homeless guy 2 your mom 3 a banana 4 a fork 5 a Mexican 6 a gangster 7 a hooker 8 an ipod 9 my best friends boyfriend 10 a goat 11 my dog 12 a ninja 13 the computer 14 a football player 15 my neighbour 16 myself 17 a can of soda 18 a llama 19 a pickle 20 a stuffed animal 21 a permanent marker 22 my dad 23 a condom 24 my psychiatrist 25 a policeman 26 my brother 27 my sister 28 a baseball bat 29 a DVD player 30 a paperclip 31 my cell phone Pick the colour of top you are wearing: White Because I was high. Black Because I was drunk. Pink Because I'm NOT homosexual. Red Because the voices told me to. Blue Because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green Because I hate myself. Purple Because I'm naked. Gray Because that's how I roll. Yellow Because someone offered me $1 million Brown Because i like it like that. Orange Because I hate my family. Other Because that's how I roll.
I gave a lap dance to a can of soda because someone offered me $1 million hey, why not, for $1 million I can lap dance to a whole 6-pack
My woman and I did it in an elevator, VERY quickly. Just because it was there. And too, the little cameras they put in elevators... It was there too. Good thing we had paper bags over our heads, eh?
Paper bags without holes for eyes, right? Then there is no need to do it in an elevator, try to use those bags in the comfort of your bedroom Oh, no, elevator is better -- no chance to get hurt yourself with furniture
[j/k mode on] Paper-bag guide to women: According to some researchers the whole female population can be divided into 4 groups. The main criteria is the number of paperbags needed to have sex with one. Group 1 (fine women): No paperbags needed. Group 2 (nice body, ugly face): One paperbag needed (for her). Gruop 3 (not so nice a body): Two paperbags needed (both for her and you) Group 4 (for desperated only): Additional paperbag needed for your dog (lest it should lose respect for his owner). [j/k mode off]
I had sex with a stuffed animal because because I was high, the voices told me to, and I'm sexy and I do what I want. Damned shirt...........
LOL rainer I shot my dog Because that's how I roll. ...which apparantly makes my day+month the same as Broz. Cheers man