Man, they sure do work fast when they want to, the government. Today I received my 2012 Obama Stimulus Package that Obama talked about for 2012 in his speech the other night? Well, they said that I did not qualify for a job, for obvious reasons. But my stimulus package? it contained 2 watermelon seeds, corn bread mix, and 10 kfc coupons. The letter that came with it? also was written in Spanish.
Be glad. It was done that way so the beneficiaries of the stimulus package would not be easily able to trade their stimulus for crack or prozac. KFC? Ewwwwwwwwwww.
mmm KFC gravy... makes an awesome poutine... and for my non-Canadian friends out there... your missing out on life if you haven't tried poutine yet... seriously you gotta try it. recipe: -French fries -Cheese (curds are best, but shredded moz and/or cheddar works too) -Top with gravy
Hell yeah, I'll have some poutine! Potato + gravy + cheese! Gotta get the gravy right, or you'll fuck it up.
In January we call that stuff comfort food.. But even September it still maybe poutine ain't apropos... nope. Cept maybe in Tierra del Fuego... or some such place where, um, it is... like that. What am I sayin? How would you like to sit outside with a big honkin bowl of that stuff, and some coffee, double double, in 30 Degrees C weather?
What the fuck is a double double? I got a coffee brewer and make my own now since that jackass at Starbucks was fucking perplexed by an order placed for black coffee. And, yes, I would. I just spent a summer in 40 degrees C.
That's the special Michigan package.... The tea bagger GOP package is a one way boat ticket to Asia where they sent all the jobs...
Want a real stimulus package? Get out of Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and overthrow the federal reserve. Start yer own central bank in USA.
